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The Dubsism Pre-Season College Football Rankings ‘09

Apparently, there is a rule in the blogosphere that says if you tag more than three posts with “college football,” you are required to do a pre-season ranking. Failing to do so can mean having your nose flayed, your genitals set on fire, and having to listen to Lee Corso prattle on endlessly about being Burt Reynolds’ roommate at Florida State. Since there is no way I could listen to Corso that long…

Probably the most accurate thing you will see today.

Probably the most accurate thing you will see today.

 Teams are rated within their conference, and the conferences are ranked in order of overall strength. 

Plus, since here at Dubsism we are believers in the yin and yang of things, we felt it necessary not only to do the obligatory Top 25 list, but a Bottom 25 list as well. Why? Because for every team that should be admired for its prowess, there is one that should be pitied for its ineptitude. 

Not Rated – Independents 

Naturally, when you are rating conferences, the outliers cause a problem. Fortunately, none of them are any good, so it really doesn’t matter. The Irish are the best of the lot by a shade; success in South Bend means six wins. Now, former Notre Dame head coach Lou Holtz seems to think the Irish can get to the BCS championship game. Be careful how loudly you disagree with that…we all know it’s a crock, but Lou is obviously unstable and rumored to be armed. 

"You talkin' to me?" (wipes drool off chin)

"You talkin' to me?" (wipes drool off chin)

1. Notre Dame

2. Navy

3. Army

11) Sun Belt

1. Troy

2. Arkansas State

3. Florida Atlantic

4. Middle Tennessee State

5. Florida International

6. La.-Monroe

7. La.-Lafayette

8. North Texas

9. W. Kentucky

10) WAC

1. Boise State

2. Louisiana Tech

3. Nevada

4. Fresno State

5. Hawaii

6. San Jose State 

7. Utah State 

8. Idaho 

9. New Mexico State

 

9) C-USA

Eastern Division

1. East Carolina

2. Southern Miss

3. Memphis

4. Marshall

5. Central Florida

6. Alabama-Birmingham

 Western Division

1. Houston 

2. Tulsa 

3. UTEP

4. Rice

5. SMU 

6. Tulane

 

8 ) Mountain West

1. TCU

2. BYU

3. Utah

4. Air Force

5. UNLV

6. Colorado State

7. New Mexico 

8. Wyoming

9. San Diego State

7) MAC

Eastern Division

1. Bowling Green

2. Akron

3. Temple

4. Buffalo 

5. Ohio 

6. Miami (Ohio)

7. Kent State

Western Division

1. Central Michigan

2. Western Michigan

3. Ball State

4. Northern Illinois

5. Toledo

6. Eastern Michigan

 6) Big East

1. Rutgers

2. South Florida

3. West Virginia

4. Pittsburgh

5. Cincinnati 

6. Connecticut 

7. Louisville 

8. Syracuse

 

5) ACC

Atlantic Division

1. Florida State

2. N.C. State

3. Clemson 

4. Wake Forest

5. Maryland 

6. Boston College

Coastal Division

1. Virginia Tech 

2. Georgia Tech

3. North Carolina

4. Miami (FL) 

5. Virginia 

6. Duke

4) Pacific-10

1. USC 

2. California

3. Oregon

4. Oregon State

5. UCLA

6. Arizona State

7. Arizona

8. Stanford

9. Washington

10. Washington State

 

 3) Big Eleven Ten

1. Penn State

2. Ohio State

3. Michigan State

4. Iowa

5. Wisconsin

6. Illinois

7. Minnesota

8. Michigan

9. Northwestern

10. Purdue

11. Indiana

2) Big 12

North Division

1. Kansas

2. Nebraska

3. Missouri

4. Colorado

5. Kansas State

6. Iowa State

 South Division

1. Texas

2. Oklahoma

3. Oklahoma State

4. Texas Tech

5. Baylor

6. Texas A&M

 1) SEC

Eastern Division

1. Florida

2. Georgia

3. South Carolina

4. Vanderbilt

5. Tennessee

6. Kentucky

 Western Division

1. Alabama

2. LSU

3. Mississippi

4. Arkansas

5. Auburn

6. Mississippi State

 National Top 25

1. Florida 

Florida - A prohibitive favorite for one reason.

Florida - A prohibitive favorite for one reason...The Tebow.

2. USC

3. Alabama

4. Texas

5. Oklahoma

6. Penn State 

7. Virginia Tech 

8. LSU

9. Ohio State 

10. Mississippi 

11. Oklahoma State 

12. California

13. Georgia

14. Oregon 

15. Georgia Tech

16. Boise State 

17. TCU 

18. Michigan State

19. Kansas 

20. North Carolina 

21. Iowa 

22. Rutgers 

23. Texas Tech  

24. Utah 

25. Arkansas

National Bottom 25

96. Mississippi State

97. Washington State

98. Purdue

99. Iowa State

100. Virginia

101. Louisville

102. Eastern Michigan

103. Duke

104. Indiana

105. Syracuse

106. Rice

107. Central Florida

108. SMU

109. Alabama-Birmingham

110. Idaho

111. New Mexico

112. Utah State

113. Kent State

114. Tulane

115. North Texas

116. La.-Lafayette

117. San Diego State

118. New Mexico State

119. Army

120. W. Kentucky

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