What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions

Dude Looks Like Lady, Part Deux

On the last episode of “Guess That Gender,” guest judge Crocodile Dundee stated clearly that South African runner Caster Semenya was a dude. Now, some other Aussies, the kind with … Continue reading

September 14, 2009 · Leave a comment

Inglourious Buckeyes – The Tarantino View of Ohio State

Once again, the balance of power in the Big Eleven Ten lies in ruins. Once again, the Ohio State Penitentiary University starts a campaign highly-ranked, only to suffer a big … Continue reading

September 14, 2009 · Leave a comment

The Kansas City Chiefs Are A Bit Better: Now 100% Chan Gailey Free!

Well, not by much. Actually, they are still pretty much a prime example of fully-reversible, three-speed, nuclear-powered suck. They would be the laughing stock of the NFL except Cincinnati and … Continue reading

September 7, 2009 · 1 Comment

College Football Week 1 – Stuff That Will Get Overlooked But Shouldn’t

Two things that everybody will be talking about around the Tuesday morning water cooler: LeGarrette Blount’s knuckles and Sam Bradford’s shoulder. Sure, those are the headlines from the opening weekend … Continue reading

September 6, 2009 · 1 Comment

Watch Your Ass in Bloomington – Indiana Has “The Pistol”

It used to be when you thought of scary places in Indiana, your mind went right to Gary. Not the Gary of “Music Man” fame; the Gary that hangs like … Continue reading

September 4, 2009 · Leave a comment

750 Bucks For a Fake, Purple Penis?

Rest assured, Viking fans. Just when you thought the saga of King Brett I was too much for you to take, purple nostalgia comes to the rescue. You can now … Continue reading

September 4, 2009 · Leave a comment

Teams That Grind My Gears: The Ohio State Buckeyes

Man, where do I begin with this one? Is it their psychopathic asshole legendary coach who got fired for slugging an opposing player? Is it the fact that they have … Continue reading

September 3, 2009 · 2 Comments

Favre-gasm: It Just Keeps Getting Better

Monday night, before the Vikings game against the Houston Texans, King Brett I said he might have a cracked rib, but that there has been no official diagnosis. In the … Continue reading

September 2, 2009 · Leave a comment

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