What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions

Inglourious Buckeyes – The Tarantino View of Ohio State

Once again, the balance of power in the Big Eleven Ten lies in ruins. Once again, the Ohio State Penitentiary University starts a campaign highly-ranked, only to suffer a big … Continue reading

September 14, 2009 · Leave a comment

The Kansas City Chiefs Are A Bit Better: Now 100% Chan Gailey Free!

Well, not by much. Actually, they are still pretty much a prime example of fully-reversible, three-speed, nuclear-powered suck. They would be the laughing stock of the NFL except Cincinnati and … Continue reading

September 7, 2009 · 1 Comment

College Football Week 1 – Stuff That Will Get Overlooked But Shouldn’t

Two things that everybody will be talking about around the Tuesday morning water cooler: LeGarrette Blount’s knuckles and Sam Bradford’s shoulder. Sure, those are the headlines from the opening weekend … Continue reading

September 6, 2009 · 1 Comment

Watch Your Ass in Bloomington – Indiana Has “The Pistol”

It used to be when you thought of scary places in Indiana, your mind went right to Gary. Not the Gary of “Music Man” fame; the Gary that hangs like … Continue reading

September 4, 2009 · Leave a comment

750 Bucks For a Fake, Purple Penis?

Rest assured, Viking fans. Just when you thought the saga of King Brett I was too much for you to take, purple nostalgia comes to the rescue. You can now … Continue reading

September 4, 2009 · Leave a comment

Teams That Grind My Gears: The Ohio State Buckeyes

Man, where do I begin with this one? Is it their psychopathic asshole legendary coach who got fired for slugging an opposing player? Is it the fact that they have … Continue reading

September 3, 2009 · 2 Comments

Favre-gasm: It Just Keeps Getting Better

Monday night, before the Vikings game against the Houston Texans, King Brett I said he might have a cracked rib, but that there has been no official diagnosis. In the … Continue reading

September 2, 2009 · Leave a comment

Teams That Grind My Gears: The Tennessee Volunteers

“I got screwed hard up on Rocky Top…” The crybabies at the University of Tennessee are at it again; they believe Heisman voting has historically been unfair to them. They … Continue reading

September 1, 2009 · 2 Comments

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