The Dubsism Quarterback Douchebag Scale
Throughout life, we deal with units of measure. To me, the most interesting are scales; where a level of intensity is assigned to an event or quality based on a … Continue reading
Ali-Favre Syndrome Now To Be Known as Ali-Farve-Manning Syndrome
If you aren’t familiar, Ali-Favre Syndrome is a diagnosis common amongst aging athletes who lose their ability to tell when it is time to retire. Named for its two most … Continue reading
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For…The New York Giants
1) Because nobody really knows what Tom Coughlin is In the span of a month he’s gone from a 7-7 coach who job was on the line to a potential … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Being In a Super Bowl Commercial Contributes to Extinction
You may want to brace yourself…you may sprain your eyeballs from rolling them at this following story from CBS Cleveland. A Chicago zoo is mounting a campaign to stop a … Continue reading
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For…The New England Patriots
1) The Brady-Bieber Hair Postulate Having hair that covers your face is only acceptable if you are an ass-kicking sheep-dog. It is not acceptable anywhere else, not even on teen … Continue reading
Guest Column: Peyton Manning’s Neck on It’s New Career Options
I’m Peyton Manning’s neck. I’m creating all kinds of mayhem, and nobody can figure out how. Thanks to me, there’s a team of doctors arguing over whether Peyton’s career is … Continue reading
What The Dubsists Thought…