What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
Yet another week has passed in the sportsgasm that is the NFL season, and that means it is time for us to tell you some things you need to know without the self-serving spin those assbags at ESPN will never give you. We know this because if you think you can get real football information from guys like Mike Greemberg and Mike Golic, you probably also don’t know that Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.
You know that bit of knowledge just changed your life. Now, here’s some football facts that will do the same.
1) Your Official Dr. Kelly Brackett NFL Death Watch:
We started this bit last week, and it’s already time to mail out some death certificates.
New York Giants:
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