As part of being the most interesting independent sports blog on the web, we here at Dubsism are the first to break the news that 80’s Brit-Pop sensation George Michael may not actually be dead. We are here to start the completely unsubstantiated rumor that the former Wham! front man faked his own death so that he could continue his career as former Super Bowl MVP and current part-time football analyst Kurt Warner.
That’s right…you heard it here on Dubsism first. We are saying that George Michael and Kurt Warner are in fact the same person. Think about it. Have you ever seen them in the same room together? We didn’t think so.
You’ll know we’re right when Warner belts out his soulful rendition of “I Want Your Sex” on the NFL Network.
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