Movies Everybody Loves That I Hate – Episode 16: “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”
Did Quentin Tarantino actually make this movie while being secretly funded by the Chinese communists?
Movies Everybody Loves That I Hate – Episode 15: “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”
Is this movie really a mystery or a live action version of the Warner Brothers Coyote/Roadrunner cartoons? I ask because it certainly isn’t a comedy.
Movies Everybody Loves That I Hate – Episode 14: “E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial”
That sickeningly cute alien has a lot in common with the “Professor” from “Gilligan’s Island”… and that’s only the beginning!
Movies Everybody Loves That I Hate – Episode 13: “For The Love Of The Game”
Was this movie really intended to be a vehicle for Kevin Costner’s penis?
Movies Everybody Loves That I Hate – Episode 12: “Rudy”
“Rudy” is a lying, delusional, “participation trophy” dick-face who everybody would hate in real life. So, why do they love him in a movie?
Classic Movies My Wife Hates – Episode 5: “Doctor Zhivago”
A movie featuring Communists filmed in a country run by a Fascist. What could possibly go wrong?
Movies Everybody Loves That I Hate – Episode 11: “The Sound of Music”
There’s only one other entity on Earth as popular and as shitty as this movie….McBarf.
Movies Everybody Loves That I Hate – Episode 10: “The Jackie Robinson Story”
What’s the difference between a “fairy tale” and a “myth?” Too many people believe myths.
Movies Everybody Loves That I Hate – Episode 9: “Blow Out”
Some people call this Brian De Palma’s best film. That’s seriously depressing.
What The Dubsists Thought…