What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions

One Year Later, Brett Favre Is Still A Douche; Viking Fans Still Blind

Some dates are forever burned into your memory. July 4th, 1776. December 7th, 1941. September 11th, 2001. In Minnesota, you can add August 18th, 2009 – the day King Brett I ascended to … Continue reading

August 18, 2010 · 1 Comment

The Dubsism 2010 Pre-Season NFL Power Rankings

Rankings by Division AFC East Any way you slice it, the Jets made a statement during last season’s playoff win in San Diego. The scary part is they have built … Continue reading

August 5, 2010 · 3 Comments

The 4th Annual Brett Favre Retirement Party – The One Where You Get to See His Dick

Yeah, we’ve all been here before.  At least we’ve learned over the last four years how this plays out so that we can all really ignore most of this bluster … Continue reading

August 4, 2010 · 1 Comment

Brett Favre to Retire: In Other News, Sun Rises In The East; Oprah Winfrey Still Fat.

How many times have we been through this story? I’ll have an answer for that as soon as I can borrow NASA’s supercomputer.  Favre has been a regular Waffle House; … Continue reading

August 3, 2010 · 1 Comment

Open Letter to Minnesota Viking Fans: Get a Better Fantasy Quarterback

First of all, I don’t mean that kind of fanstasy quarterback.  I mean fantasy in its traditional sense, as in not real. Ever since Brett Favre hit Minnesota, Viking fans … Continue reading

April 14, 2010 · Leave a comment

The Favre-gasm Is Now A Matter of Public Record

In the ongoing trial involving Minnesota Vikings’ defensive tackles Kevin and Pat Williams and the weight-loss supplement StarCaps, the core question at hand is whether the NFL violated Minnesota law by suspending … Continue reading

March 13, 2010 · 1 Comment

BREAKING NEWS: Favre Suddenly Indecisive

As if you didn’t know…as if you haven’t read this story before. Brett Favre can’t make up his mind. In other news, the sun will rise in the east, the … Continue reading

March 5, 2010 · 1 Comment

Open Letter to Minnesota Viking Fans: Are You Ready to Accept Reality Yet?

A season summed up in a single picture. A season that ends like so many other for Vikings fans, in utter disappointment. I really didn’t want it to end like … Continue reading

January 28, 2010 · 9 Comments

The NFL Playoffs – The Definitive Oddsmaker’s View

1) San Diego Chargers   Why They Can Win: They are playing the best football at the right time. This also may be the most complete and balanced team in … Continue reading

January 8, 2010 · Leave a comment

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