Yesterday, it finally happened. After all the times I wished that the edifice of evil known as Texas Stadium would collapse, it finally did…well, with the help of timed explosives.

Sure, I know that Jerry Jones has built himself a new Death Star with which he will continue to spread his evil throughout the NFL, but that building doesn’t have the heft of history behind it yet. Just know that today is a happy day for all of us who hate the Dallas Cowboys as that eyesore that from above looked like some sort of robot anus is no longer blighting the Texas prairie.