Ask The Geico Guy: Is Jay Mariotti A Bitch?
Can soccer announcer Andres Cantor make any sport exciting? Don’t get me wrong; everybody is innocent of criminal charges until they are proven guilty. After all, I took loads of … Continue reading
Open Letter to The Chicago Cubs: You Need Ed’s Deal
Here it is nearing the end of the 2010 season, and once again, all is amiss in Wrigleyville. Derrek Lee is gone, Carlos Zambrano is a headcase, Alfonso Soriano is … Continue reading
The Dubsism 2010-2011 College Football Bowl Predictions
Bowl Championship Series: BCS Championship: Monday, January 10th; Glendale, Arizona; University of Phoenix Stadium Traditional/Contractual Matchup: #1 vs. #2 – Alabama (SEC #1) vs. Ohio State (Big Ten #1) Payout: … Continue reading
Guys We Miss: The Only Man Who Can Fix America
Four words: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. Let’s be honest, the person who is fucking up this country is the jerk-off who takes the last of the coffee without making more, … Continue reading
Stephen Strasburg Is Just The Latest In A Long Line
How many times have we seen this movie? A young phenom pitcher bursts onto the scene, electrifies the league with his electric stuff, then a fuse blows. Enter Stephen Strasburg, … Continue reading
Why Is Anybody Surprised Johnny Damon Was Waived?
I think the reasons for this may have been mentioned before. Let’s play a game called “Baseball Frankenstein.” The object is to create the worst player possible by taking some … Continue reading
Penn State ’10 – The Last Year for the Big Eleven
That’s right, with the addition of Nebraska beginning in 2011, the Big Ten will have twelve members. Gone are the days of hiding the “ten that is actually 11” thing … Continue reading
Goodbye, Sweet Lou…
After announcing that his retirement originally scheduled for the end of this season was moving up to today, it is time to give Lou Piniella the send-off he richly deserves. … Continue reading
Vin Scully Returning For a 62nd Season
If you are a fan of baseball, you have no choice but to be happy that Dodger broadcasting legend Vin Scully is not retiring at the end of the 2010 … Continue reading
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