Favre-gasm Gone Wrong: Is King Brett I Actually a Queen?
Nothing can get between two guys faster than a woman. We’ve all been there; we’ve all seen friendships that survived wars torn asunder by a skirt. Earlier in the week, … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Wisconsin Bans Beer Ads During Football Games
The University of Wisconsin, the epicenter of higher learning in the same state that brought you tail-gating in sub-zero weather drinking some sort of homemade concoction from a plastic jug, … Continue reading
Open Letter to Minnesota Vikings Fans: Enough with the Favre-gasm Already
Consider this an intervention for some shit that has gotten seriously out of control. The O.J.-style slow-speed chase of the SUV that carried King Brett I from owner Zygi Wilf’s … Continue reading
Teams That Grind My Gears: The Los Angeles Dodgers
To say the Dodgers grind my gears is an exercise in understatement. I hate the Dodgers – seething, bile-spewing, eyeball-exploding hate. I have hated the Dodgers since childhood, and I … Continue reading
The Paterno Formula for Beating Ohio State
If nothing else, the Ohio State Penitentiary University has for far too long been amongst the elite of the Big Eleven Ten. Thanks to the “Crazed Librarian,” since 2002 the … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Fantasy Championship Rings
Believe it or not, there is a fine line between being a fantasy sports geek, and being a truly sad and pathetic creature worthy of only scorn, derision, and occasional … Continue reading
Penn State ’09 – Let the Seal-Clubbings Begin
Joe Paterno has spent a lot of the last decade being hassled by officials and listening to a lot of “old” jokes. We all know every referee in the conference has had … Continue reading
Washington Nationals: Bake Sales Are Next
There just has to be something in the water in D.C. that gives you the “Dr. Strangelove’s Fist” level uncontrollable urge to spend money you don’t have. Now the Nationals are … Continue reading
An Open Letter to Denver Broncos Fans: Kyle Orton is the Greatest Athlete in the History of Ever
I’m not going to beat around the bush here, Bronco fans. You don’t have to like the trade that sent Jay Cutler to Chicago and brought the Neckbeard to … Continue reading
Dubsism 
What The Dubsists Thought…