Why Sports Will Suck In The Future
It may be that I finally have become the grumpy old man (it doesn’t help that I idolize Joe Paterno), but given some recent past events, I think we are … Continue reading
The “World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party” Is Now A Title Fight
If you recall, we here at Dubsism have gone through the history of college football to determine a number #1 team in the style that boxing uses, namely, you are … Continue reading
The All-Time, All Fat Guy Baseball Team
In today’s installment of why fat guys can still be world-class athletes, what better example than baseball? After all, not only are we on the cusp of the World Series, … Continue reading
Open Letter To Albert Haynesworth: “You’re a Washed-Up Has-Been Asshole”
I’ll be honest; I don’t really give a shit about the Washington Redskins because, well, let’s be even more honest, there hasn’t been a reason to pay attention to them … Continue reading
Open Letter To Football Fans: You Could Not Be A Coach Despite How Good You Are At Madden
We have a critical problem in this country. We have far too many people who think they are perfectly qualified for jobs that they don’t have the first clue how … Continue reading
In 25 Words Or Less, LeBron James Is Either A Whiner Or An Idiot Because…
Who doesn’t know the internet is the “wild west” for anonymous slander and blatant nastiness? Who wouldn’t figure out that even a Joe Blow opening a Twitter account with a … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Terrell Owens Hires “Find-A-Date”
So, a professional athlete who is worth millions of dollars can’t get a woman. That officially makes going to the gym today exceptionally pointless. If T.O.’s washboards abs and seven-figure … Continue reading
Great…Now The NFL Is Acting Like A Woman. Joe Paterno To The Rescue!
Let’s be honest…one of the reasons women drive men crazy is because they always want mutually exclusive things. If you don’t believe that, just ask a single woman under the … Continue reading
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