Your Jamie Moyer Update 05/30/2012 – This May Be The End Of The Road
The feel-good story of the 2012 baseball season appears to be over, and for all the new ground Jamie Moyer broke in his quest fighting Father Time, ironically what may be … Continue reading
Dennis Rodman Strikes A Blow For Drunks Everywhere
Today, we are going to explode a big misconception about booze, namely that it always impedes athletic performance. Babe Ruth used to have a pint of bourbon for breakfast, then … Continue reading
Mark Reynolds Leaves Buck Showalter Hanging
If a picture is worth 1,000 words, then how many is this GIF worth? You have to love how Buck Showalter does the solo fist bump after getting completely blown … Continue reading
Your Jamie Moyer Update 5/28/2012 – A “Two-Fer”
Unavoidable circumstances prevented the crack staff here at Dubsism from getting an update published after Moyer’s May 21st start in Miami against the Marlins. Moyer had nothing but good things … Continue reading
What We’ve Learned: The Dubsism Memorial Day Baseball Power Rankings
1) Los Angeles Dodgers ↑ 1 What We Originally Said: Upside: Clayton Kershaw won the NL Cy Young last year and is a contender for the award again. He is signed with … Continue reading
There Are Still Plenty of Dan Patrick-Adjacent Seats Left On Your Los Angeles Kings’ Bandwagon
I grew up watching the Los Angeles Kings. I’m old enough to remember those purple and gold uniforms with the giant crown which was more reminiscent of Imperial Margarine than … Continue reading
Chad Curtis Is the Latest Link in the “High School Coach Is Allegedly a Skeevy Pervert” Chain
For those of you who don’t remember, Chad Curtis was a “journeyman” baseballer who patrolled major league outfields for the then-California Angels, Detroit Tigers, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, … Continue reading
Guest Column: Jim Rockford on Why Roger Goodell is a Stalinist Hypocrite
Editor’s Note: Mr. Rockford is a private detective based in Malibu, California. We here at Dubsism have retained Mr. Rockford at his standard rate of two hundred dollars a day plus … Continue reading
Your Jamie Moyer Update 05/17/2012: Moyer Is A One-Man Wrecking Crew
After three straight shaky starts, Jamie Moyer got mad and took it out on the Arizona Diamondbacks at the plate and in the field. Not only did Moyer pitch a … Continue reading
What The Dubsists Thought…