Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: The Colin Kaepernick Story Simply Won’t Die
This time, it’s either pure politics, or a tacit admission Dak Prescott can be replaced by a 35-year old scrub.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Bull Riders Are Now Wearing Virus Masks
The Unknown Blogger is back with another of his priceless epic rants! It’s always nice when you let somebody contribute to your blog and they insult you…
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Dishwasher Cooking Is A Real Thing
It’s never a good sign when an April Fool’s joke turns out to be a real thing. But it did lead to one of The Unknown Blogger’s epic rants!
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Suntanning Your Butthole Is A Real Thing
“Perineum Sunning” is something people really do, and actor Josh Brolin is not a fan.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Porn Site Bids For Stadium Naming Rights
You need to read this to see if we are at the point in society where telling a man he has a small penis is a compliment.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Vontaze Burfict Is Now A Peacemaker
Vontaze Burfict is a “peacekeeper.” It’s all about to come crashing down…
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: We Now Have Pizza Insurance
The bottom line? Somebody doesn’t understand how insurance works.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Your 2019 AAF Champions – The Orlando Apollos
Today of all days, this might be the only “Apollo” related story that isn’t about the moon landing.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: The Robert Kraft “Jerked and Pulled” Chicken Sandwich
The bottom line? Screw ’em if they can’t take a joke…unless they don’t have the money.
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