Those of you who actually read these rants know here at Dubsism we tabbed Tim Tebow as a saint back when he was anointing lepers and circumcising Filipino orphans. You also know we have been dying to see where the combination of Saint Tebow and the Holy Orton would lead us. Apparently just as we expected, Tebow has taken his first steps toward sainthood by becoming a monk.

Sure, most media outlets dismissed the “Friar Tuck” look as just so much rookie hazing. But here at Dubsism, we know better (as we light candles and chant “Salve Regina“).

The power of Tebow compels you…