Yet another week has passed in the sportsgasm that is the NFL season, and that means it is time for us to tell you some things you need to know without the self-serving spin those assbags at ESPN will never give you. We know this because if you think you can get real football information from concussion poster children like Merrill Hoge, you probably also didn’t know that tetherball originated as ninth-century Tatar war ritual that involved chopping off the head of your dead enemy, tying it to a pole, and beating the shit out of it.
Think about that the next time you drive by an elementary school. Now let’s learn something about this week in the NFL.
1) Your Official Dr. Kelly Brackett NFL Death Watch:
Philadelphia Eagles
- Cause of Death: Vick-Barkley Syndrome
- Autopsy Report with Bonus Comment: For the record, Meehan accurately projected how…
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