O Romeo, Romeo…Wherefore art thou, Romeo? Well, he’s certainly not playing for the Minnesota Timberwolves anymore.… Read More Sports Analogies Hidden In Classic Movies – Volume 100: “Romeo and Juliet”
Some not-so-tall tales of Timberwolves fan suffering from quite possibly the tallest Dubsist known to us.… Read More Tales of Depression and Sorrow: The Minnesota Timberwolves
Only Dubsism can tell you what Ricky Rubio and the man legally named Richard Starkey have in common.… Read More Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 110: The “Being a Timberwolf Don’t Come Easy” Edition
Editor’s Note: Mr. McGrath has long and storied history in the management of professional sports franchises, most notably as the general manager of the Charlestown Chiefs of the now-defunct Federal League. Oh, and this is probably a good time to mention that Mr. McGrath’s views are his own, and do not necessarily reflect those of… Read More Guest Column: Joe McGrath on Stupidity
Let’s just cut through the crap and get right down to the issue at hand. Any NBA team which hires Kevin McHale as its head coach only did so because Dr. Jack Kevorkian wouldn’t return their calls. Short of “Dr. Death,” nobody could possibly ensure basketball mortality more than Kevin “McFail.” Yeah, I know I’m… Read More An Open Letter to Houston Rockets Fans: Thanks For Making Me Look Like An Idiot, But At Least You’ve Committed Suicide
I’m sorry, Indiana. I killed your NBA franchise. Honestly, I didn’t mean to do it; I’m just a jinx for an NBA team if I happen to live in the market. Let’s look at the three applicable cities. It’s really hard to say this about the greater Los Angeles area, because a) the jinx isn’t… Read More Open Letter To NBA Fans: If I Live In Your Market, Your Team Will Suck
In all honesty, one can make a bunch of jokes about how the roof of the “Humptydome” coming down is just a metaphor for all the terrible teams that have played under the Teflon Sky. Make a list and see the trail of sporting tears that have called the Metrodome home. The only resident still… Read More The Real Reason The Metrodome Roof Collapsed
Over on Listverse, there has been another great-yet-odd list compiled. While the subject doesn’t matter nearly as much as the fact that I found it comparable to a somehow-sports-related screed, it is really hard to resist a list of people who were killed by radiation. Just think, the same power that heats up your lunch in… Read More Ten Famous Deaths By Radiation Poisoning and Their Equivalent Sports Firings
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