Trash-Talking the 2024 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
Why just talk about the teams in the Sweet Sixteen when you can do it it a really offensive manner?… Read More Trash-Talking the 2024 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
Why just talk about the teams in the Sweet Sixteen when you can do it it a really offensive manner?… Read More Trash-Talking the 2024 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
Is your team still alive in the NCAA Tournament? Well, they suck and you’re a dope for picking them. Here’s why…… Read More Trash-Talking the 2023 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
In England, a YouTuber was sent to jail for humor deemed to be “grossly offensive.” I guess “Dubsism UK” isn’t happening anytime soon. Rated “R” for “read at your own risk.”… Read More Trash-Talking the 2019 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
It’s time once again for the most prestigious awards given in the independent sports blog world.… Read More The Ninth Annual Dubsy Awards
This week in all things Eli and Peyton…and what a week it was. Archie was not available for comment. … Read More Ask J-Dub – Episode 8 – The “All Manning, All The Time Edition”
A “must-read” for Manning fans, detractors, and anybody who wants to see what a perversion of the justice system looks like. … Read More Because Too Many Americans Listen to Lies, I Need To Defend Peyton Manning
First of all, we need to define “butt-chugging.” From Urban Dictionary: Butt Chugging – The act of ingesting alcohol through one’s rectum. The idea is to increase the alcohol’s effect and the speed with which one becomes intoxicated. OK, now that you know that, you likely won’t be shocked to discover the story which spawned post… Read More Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: The University of Tennessee Brings The Term “Butt-Chugging” to the Public Consciousness
With the NFL Draft looming, I found a list courtesy of the NFL Network featuring the schools consider to be the Top Ten Football Factories. We here at Dubsism took that list and crossed it against each schools three arguably most interesting players. Be mindful of the fact this list was devised and ordered by… Read More The Top 10 Football Factories – And Some That Didn’t Make The List
Originally, this was just going to be a good-bye to my favorite corpulent coach, Mark Mangino, formerly of Kansas. But lo and behold, somehow in the process we also unearthed an archive of goodies on another fat coach, Phil Fulmer of the hated Tennessee Volunteers. In either event, we found ourselves with a ton of… Read More File Dump: The Mangino/Fulmer Edition
“Mr. Kiffin, we have some good news, and some bad news…” It’s not like Tennessee-Florida is a rivalry with enough heat in it, Lane Kiffin seriously upped the ante when he took the Volunteers’ top job. Upon arriving in Knoxville last winter, he immediately stoked Vol Nation with promises of singing “Rocky Top” in Gainesville… Read More College Football Week 3 – Stuff You Hopefully Already Know
Thanks to Adam Richman, I now know that is actually possible to gastrointestinally rape one’s self. So that there is no possibility of missing the full experience, Richman has demonstrated two ways in which to leave your colon a golf-bag sized miasma of undigested beef and guatemalan insanity peppers. Each week, he either attempts to eat… Read More Man vs. Food – The Lane Kiffin Word-Eating Edition
“I got screwed hard up on Rocky Top…” The crybabies at the University of Tennessee are at it again; they believe Heisman voting has historically been unfair to them. They believe this so fervently that the Volunteer athletic department is peppering the south with billboards and engaging in a public relations campaign promoting safety Eric… Read More Teams That Grind My Gears: The Tennessee Volunteers