Why Is Anybody Surprised Johnny Damon is Still Unsigned?

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  1. What a wonderful article.
    I hate him so.
    He, like Posada, is just such a media hound. Really. He has to insert himself into national dialogue. But he’s not nationally relevant! It’s confounding.
    Particularly when earlier this year and entirely unprompted, he did that “i’d never wear a red sox uniform in the HOF,” crap.
    Which is funny because 1. YOU DON’T GET TO PICK. He would wear Royals gear. and 2. BECAUSE UNLESS HOF PEOPLE SUDDENLY GET ADDICTED TO CRACK, HE IS JUST NOT THAT GOOD.
    He wasn’t even THAT GOOD when he was in the Sox, and those were clearly his best years.
    He causes my vertabrae to contract in painful ways.
    See how many capital letters he makes me use?

    ~L

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