Remember this woman?

It’s perfectly understandable if you don’t, as it is an open secret that Americans only pretend to care about the Olympics every four years. It is also possible that you may recall her looking more like this:

If you still don’t know, that’s disgraced Olympic trackster Marion Jones moments before she was stripped of her Olympic medals and sent to prison for her involvement in a performance-enhancing drug scandal.

Now, out of the slammer, Jones is looking to recapture her glory days as another type of cager. She has signed a contract with the Tulsa Shock of the WNBA. Jones has a solid resume in this unwatchable sport, having been a guard on the University of North Carolina’s womens’ national championship team in 1994.

This marks another major achievement for women’s sports everywhere; embracing criminals just like the men’s leagues do.   

By the way, there is no truth to the rumor the WNBA has hired Hedley LaMarr as it’s Director of Player Personnel.

(Hat Tip: SB Nation)