That colossal cheer you heard the other day emanating from the greater Boston area had nothing to do with their beloved Sawwwwx or Patriots. Rather, it was the sound of Atlanta Thrasher Evander Kane looking more like Evander Holyfield by shit-hammering Pittsburgh Penguin cheap-shot artist Matt Cooke.

Cooke, if you recall, forever etched himself in the collective psyche of Boston sports aficionados by nearly killing the Bruins’ Marc Savard with one of his patented blind-side decapitations. Well, the other night, the wheel of karma rotated completely when Cooke instigated a fight with Kane, and Kane proceeded to significantly alter Cooke’s facial structure with one punch.

While it likely will be a long time before Matt Cooke is back on solid food, at least Evander Kane likely will never have to pay for his lunch in Boston.