Tim Tebow and Kyle Orton Together: It’s Biblical

Now that the Denver Broncos have drafted Tim Tebow, as a “project” player, his mentor at quarterback will be none other than The Neckbeard.

Let that sink in for a moment.

On one side, there’s Tebow, who between his superhuman exploits at Florida and his habitual walking across lakes to heal injured swans might as well be Tesus; the other has the X-Box playing, Jack Daniels drinking, chick-chasing machine that is Kyle Orton.

Don’t forget, Jesus had a Neckbeard too.

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