For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of our File Dump…in short, we here at Dubsism believe that when we have just too many good jokes about somebody that we haven’t gotten around to using, and then their career is over, we just can’t let all those good shots go to waste. Since today was clearly not a beautiful day day in Mr. Tressel’s neighborhood, we bring your our farewell homage to Cheatypants McSweatervest.
Of, course, we never really knew what to do with the “Mr. Rogers” gag, since most Ohio State fans seem to be not allowed near children after they meet Chris Hansen from Dateline.
As disgusting as that may be, there are other heinous ways to abuse the children of Ohio.
But, at the end of the day, it was simply the act of being dishonest that got Tressel into trouble. So many people, Tressel included, should have learned by now that the cover-up is always worse than the crime.
Somehow, this whole mess all started with tattoos.
Then came the signings and the endorsements…These guys would sign any memorabilia, even prosthetic limbs.
Then it got ridiculous…Tressel started going all “Ricky Bobby.”
After a while, Tressel became the “Opulence…I has it” guy.
But like all good things, the salad days in Columbus had to end…we just never saw the “South Park” thing coming. OMIGOD, THEY KILLED JIMMY!!!
Just remember one thing, Jimmy. Lying can be considered a “failure to communicate.”
Dubsism 
Hilarious.
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NOSTRADUBIS…
On our podcast yesterday, J-Dub uttered the words, “The Jim Tressel Death Watch is officially on.’ Within 24 hours, he resigns.
Sick, man.
Hey, I don’t think you ever saw this but I’m sure you will dig immensely.
http://sportschump.net/2010/03/13/fun-you-can-have-when-your-friends-leave-their-collegiate-gear-behind/3227/
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This was beautiful…I had to share it on the Dubsism website. But then again, I already knew that was going to be the case…
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Gee and Smith ought to resign as well as those two buffoons are just as culpable and responsible for this mess !
tophatal ……………….
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Loved all the pics/photoshops in this post! Come clean Dub, back when you were playing football in college you traded your old gear for tattoos as well, right?
P.S. In the annual Independent Bloggers flag football game in December I’m going to play on your team. If the SportsChump mouths off then he’s going to lose two of his front teeth.
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How come it is just now I’m finding out about this Blogger’s Football game? You know SportsChump would show up in his autographed Art Schlicter jersey.
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Oh, and hell yeah on that gear-trading thing. Given the school I went to and my level of talent, I got a pretty sweet tramp stamp out of the deal.
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South Park Tressel killer stuff. I will always remember him that way from now on…
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[…] State Five” would never put on a Buckeye uniform again, you are naive. If after Coach Cheatypants McSweatervest bought the farm last week, you still thought all five of those kids who were suspended for the […]
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