In honor of the first leg of the Champions League group stage, why not take a guy who left a team that didn’t qualify (Liverpool) for a team that was banned for match fixing (Fenerbahçe).  Since Liverpool is now at the top of the English Premier League table, and Fenerbahçe won’t see the light of day for two years in European soccer, Dirk Kuyt may as well live in that same underground world as Sloth from The Goonies.

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