Despite the graphic, this isn’t about drinking fortified wine until you forget what a bitch goddess :Lady Luck can be. Rather, it’s another lesson about how last week’s history lesson proves the failure of “generic” groceries to lower costs. That’s because like the economy of the 1970’s, no gimmick can address the real problem. Selling shit products in black and white cans addressed inflation as well as expecting to make money when you don’t hit your “big” bets.
That’s why this week, there isn’t going to be some elaborate set-up. In other words, screw it…let’s get ready to gamble.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER (mandated by our very own Small Town Pizza Lawyer):
Thanks to the Supreme Court, gambling is no longer illegal at Bushwood, sir. However, the Supreme Court can’t really help me unless one of them is willing to keep Mrs. J-Dub from braining me with a cast-iron skillet if she found out how many dimes I’m dropping on college football. That means that as far as she knows, all wagers are mythical in nature and this is in no way, shape, or form a gambling advice column. In other words, if you lose your own “real” money, that’s nobody’s fault but yours, so don’t yell at me when we meet at the plasma center on Monday.
The Dubsism College Football Heavyweight Champ Bet:
Michigan State (-3) at Maryland O/U 46.5
$150 Michigan State
J-Dub’s Payday of the Week:
Nebraska at Ohio State (-17) 72.5
$500 Ohio State
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