Author: J-Dub

Author and Managing Editor at Dubsism, a blog about life as viewed through sports, old movies, and too many concussions.

The NFL Has Become the Bullshit Penalty League – How Long Before They Get Sued Over Bad Calls?

By J-Dub and Meehan The NFL once was the ultimate gridiron struggle, but in recent years it’s become more of a contest to see who can get the zebras to give them the biggest advantage. We’ve all seen the offense line-up on 4th-and-short with no intention of snapping the football; rather it’s all about which yardbarker can draw… Read More The NFL Has Become the Bullshit Penalty League – How Long Before They Get Sued Over Bad Calls?

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The Sochi Winter Olympics Are Another Perfect Example Of American Hypocrisy

Now that the Sochi Winter Olympics are upon us, I’ve noticed lately that the bleating of the “politically correct” police over Russia’s laws banning the advocacy of homosexuality has died off.  A couple of months ago, you couldn’t turn on you television without hearing how the Winter Olympics in Sochi are going to be a… Read More The Sochi Winter Olympics Are Another Perfect Example Of American Hypocrisy

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Perhaps Peyton Manning Could Use The Heimlich Maneuver UPDATED

Honestly, this is just an update of some interesting numbers from a piece I wrote last year concerning Peyton Manning’s proclivity for gagging in big games. FACT: In three years at Tennessee, Peyton Manning never beat main rival Florida. FACT: Peyton Manning now owns a 11-12 playoff record as a starting quarterback. FACT: In 8 of Manning’s… Read More Perhaps Peyton Manning Could Use The Heimlich Maneuver UPDATED

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The Best Thing About The Seahawks Super Bowl Win: Somebody Finally Calls Out Cris Carter

Hindsight being what it is, there a whole lot of football commentators who have a giant shitburger to eat this morning.  For purposes of full disclosure, I did not see such a complete dismantling of the Broncos as the outcome of Super Bowl XLVIII.  But I did see a Seahawks victory being entirely possible. There… Read More The Best Thing About The Seahawks Super Bowl Win: Somebody Finally Calls Out Cris Carter

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The Definitive Dubsism Super Bowl XLVIII Preview

1) What Vegas Thinks As a retired bookie, J-Dub has always known that professional gamblers pay attention to five key statistics: Yards Rushing per Game: Regular Season – Seattle 136.8, Denver 117.1; Post-Season – Seattle, 144.5, Denver 120.0 Yards Rushing Allowed Per Game: Regular Season – Seattle 101.6, Denver 101.6; Post-Season – Denver 64.5, Seattle… Read More The Definitive Dubsism Super Bowl XLVIII Preview

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Your New College Football Heavyweight Champion – The Oklahoma Sooners

As is prone to happen in December, the  Dubsism College Football Heavyweight title has changed hands yet again. If you recall, two weeks ago, the Oklahoma State Cowboys wrested the belt away from the Baylor Bears. In turn, Oklahoma took it away from Oklahoma during their annual “Bedlam” rivalry game.  Saturday marked the fifth time that… Read More Your New College Football Heavyweight Champion – The Oklahoma Sooners

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In Honor of Steve Sarkisian’s Hiring at USC, It’s Time To Raid The Dubsism Archives

If you aren’t familiar with the 1954 film classic “A Star Is Born” starring Judy Garland and James Mason, then the jokes here are going to be completely lost on you. But rather than telling you to move along, you may want to consider giving the following movie parody a read, because it was written… Read More In Honor of Steve Sarkisian’s Hiring at USC, It’s Time To Raid The Dubsism Archives

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