You need to read this to see if we are at the point in society where telling a man he has a small penis is a compliment.… Read More Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Porn Site Bids For Stadium Naming Rights
I know you are going to be shocked by this, but here comes another Dubsism rant that flies in the face of popular opinion and the bilge being pumped out by ESPN. First, let’s be magnanimous. The Heat won their second straight NBA Championship last night, and for that, I only have one word. Congratulations.… Read More Before We Get Carried Away…The Miami Heat Are Not The NBA’s Newest Dynasty
There’s a lot of irony in that headline, because I hate Chris Andersen. I always have, and for more reasons than that mohawked douche-hammer has ink. For those of you who don’t know who Chris “Birdman” Andersen is – and we are guessing until about three weeks ago, that was most of you – he… Read More Why The Miami Heat’s Tattooed Piece Of Shit Is Rapidly Becoming My Favorite NBA Player
We as a nation should all get behind the Dallas Mavericks for one reason. If the Heat win the Championship in the first season after the “Decision,” we will be subject to a full summer of the “LeBron” show, from which the resultant pandemic nausea may kill numbers of Americans unseen since the Spanish Flu… Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Miami Heat
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