Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Porn Site Bids For Stadium Naming Rights
You read that headline correctly. In case you didn’t know, the National Basketball Associations’s Miami Heat is taking bids for the naming rights for their arena beginning in 2020. American Airlines is the current holder of those rights, but they informed the team they would not be renewing when their current deal expires in 2020. That means if you’ve got the cash, American Airlines Arena could be (Insert Your Name Here) Arena.
It just so happens that a company which knows a lot about insertion has made a rock-hard bid.
We’ve officially Submitted our $10,000,000 bid for the naming rights to the Miami Heat Arena. We wish to thank American Airlines for their past support of the @MiamiHEAT We intend to change the name to the BangBros Center aka ‘The BBC’ #BangBrosCares pic.twitter.com/YbhNattIm7
— BANGBROSOFFICIAL (@BangBrosDotCom1) September 12, 2019
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As a blogger, I pray to God this happens because literally…the fucking jokes will write themselves. The first one is already there. Porn is a $20 billion per year industry in this country, which is amazing since nobody admits to watching it. So, if you’re one of those people pretending that you don’t know porn terminology…let’s just say “BBC” does not stand for the British Broadcasting Corporation. But an NBA game being played in “Big Black Cocks” arena? Insert your own jokes here; I will get you started…”Going strong to the hole” may never mean the same thing again.
Lexington Steele…always solid in the “low post” if you know what I mean (wink, nudge)
Jokes aside, a porn site buying the naming rights to an arena is not where the sign of the coming apocalypse lives in this story. To see it, all you have to do is follow that “BBC” link.,
What does BBC mean? Sherlock fans and Whovians, you may be in for a bit of a shock. In addition to standing for the British Broadcasting Corporation, BBC is an acronym for big black cock, or “penis.”
It’s used as a pornography genre and can perpetuate harmful stereotypes about black men.
In other words, the entire concept of political correctness has gone completely off the rails. Black, white, or whoever…I want you to find me a man in America who would be “harmed” by the belief he has a large penis. It gets even worse if you consider the converse. If people thinking a man has a large penis is “harmful,” then telling a man he has a small penis must be the opposite of harmful.
If we are at the point where telling a man he has a small penis is considered a compliment, then in fact we are very near the end of civilization.
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