Gee, your hair smells like a million bucks. Celebrities have insured body parts before, but this is the first time that someone insured a part of the body that can grow back.  Pittsburgh Steelers All-Pro safety Troy Polamalu recently took precautionary measures to ensure that his luscious 3-foot locks are insured and fully protected.

Head and Shoulders, whose products Polamalu endorses, was able to secure the five-time Pro-Bowler a $1 million insurance policy for his hair through Lloyd’s of London, according to ESPN.

Hair insurance…just another reason I weep for the future of this country.