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The Dubsism “Anti-Kiper” NFL Draft Board

Everybody has a NFL Draft “Big Board.” But unlike the ones you  get from the “professionals” at ESPN, we here at Dubsism offer a draft board based on the fact we actually have watched college football at some point in our lifetimes. This means we don’t care about how much we love to hear our own bloviation, there isn’t another blog out there taking shots at us yet (so we don’t have that whole “Mel Kiper/Todd McShay thing happening), and we aren’t worried about how much face time our increasingly oddly-shaped pompadour gets.

Rather, we would rather put out rookie  draft “shopping list” that we feel is our best effort to help you, the NFL fan who knows almost nothing about college football beyond Cam Newton. We also won’t give you any flowery summaries of these players; there’s eight billion other sites doing that. Our model is you peruse the lists, both overall and by position, and decide which of these guys may help plug the numerous holes your favorite team has. However, we don’t bother with kickers and punters, largely because they are literally a “dime-a-dozen” and if you think a kicker is all that separates your team from a Super Bowl, you likely need a psychiatrist more than a draft board.

After the Super Bowl, we will revisit this list with some advice on what your sorry-ass team needs to do in order to improve itself, and this board will play a large part in that counsel. The one thing I would caution you against is that we here at Dubsism are firm believers in the “Mike Mamula” rule; meaning we don’t put much stock in the witchcraft that are the NFL Combines, so don’t expect this board to change significantly.

The Top Overall “Yes You Do Need Me, You Better Feed Me, Draft Me” 64:

  1. Nick Fairley, DT, Auburn
  2. Da’Quan Bowers, DE, Clemson
  3. Patrick Peterson, CB, LSU
  4. A.J. Green, WR Georgia
  5. Prince Amukamara, CB, Nebraska
  6. Aldon Smith, OLB, Missouri
  7. Ryan Kerrigan, DE, Purdue
  8. Gabe Carimi, OT, Wisconsin
  9. Marcell Dareus, DE, Alabama
  10. Derek Sherrod, OT, Mississippi State
  11. Muhammad Wilkerson, DT, Temple
  12. Von Miller, OLB, Texas A&M
  13. Stephen Paea, DT,  Oregon State
  14. Rahim Moore, S, UCLA
  15. Julio Jones, WR,  Alabama
  16. Adrian Clayborn, DE, Iowa
  17. Nate Solder, OT,  Colorado
  18. Cameron Jordan, DE, California
  19. Tyron Smith, OT, USC
  20. Mike Pouncey, C, Florida
  21. Akeem Ayers, OLB, UCLA
  22. Robert Quinn, DE, North Carolina
  23. Jake Locker, QB, Washington
  24. J.J. Watt, DE,  Wisconsin
  25. Anthony Castonzo, OT, Boston College
  26. Mark Ingram, RB,  Alabama
  27. Cameron Heyward, DE, Ohio State
  28. Corey Liuget, DT, Illinois
  29. Kyle Rudolf, TE, Notre Dame
  30. Blaine Gabbert, QB, Missouri
  31. Justin Houston, OLB, Georgia
  32. Allen Bailey, DE, Miami FL
  33. Brandon Harris, CB Miami FL
  34. Ryan Mallett, QB,  Arkansas
  35. Ryan Williams, RB, Virginia Tech
  36. Drake Nevis, DT, LSU
  37. Marvin Austin, DT, North Carolina
  38. Matt Reynolds, OT, BYU
  39. Jared Crick, DT, Nebraska
  40. Bruce Carter, OLB, North Carolina
  41. Ras-I Dowling, CB, Virginia
  42. Greg Romeus, DE, Pittsburgh
  43. Rodney Hudson, OG, Florida State
  44. Quan Sturdivant, MLB, North Carolina
  45. Jonathan Baldwin, WR, Pittsburgh
  46. Daniel Thomas, RB, Kansas State
  47. Jerrell Powe, DT, Mississippi
  48. Jerrod Johnson, QB, Texas A&M
  49. Davon House, CB, New Mexico State
  50. Bilal Powell, RB, Louisville
  51. Brandon Burton, CB, Utah
  52. Jeremy Kerley, WR, TCU
  53. Jimmy Smith, CB, Colorado
  54. Jordan Todman, RB, Connecticut
  55. Cam Newton, QB, Auburn
  56. Tandon Doss, WR, Indiana
  57. Justin Houston, OLB, Georgia
  58. D.J. Williams, TE, Arkansas
  59. Mikel Leshoure, RB, Illinois
  60. John Clay, RB, Wisconsin
  61. Andy Dalton, QB, TCU
  62. Colin Kaerpernick, QB, Nevada
  63. Lee Ziemba, OT, Auburn
  64. Stefan Wiesniewski, OG, Penn State

The Top 15 By Position:

Quarterbacks

  1. Jake Locker, Washington (23)
  2. Blaine Gabbert, Missouri (30)
  3. Ryan Mallett, Arkansas (34)
  4. Jerrod Johnson, Texas A&M (48)
  5. Cam Newton, Auburn (55)
  6. Andy Dalton, TCU (61)
  7. Colin Kaepernick, Nevada (62)
  8. Greg McElroy, Alabama
  9. Tyrod Taylor, Virginia Tech
  10. Ricky Stanzi, Iowa
  11. Pat Devlin, Delaware
  12. Christian Ponder, Florida State
  13. Nathan Enderle, Idaho
  14. T.J. Yates, North Carolina
  15. Jeff Van Camp, Florida Atlantic

Running Backs

  1. Mark Ingram, Alabama (26)
  2. Ryan Williams, Virginia Tech (35)
  3. Daniel Thomas, Kansas State (46)
  4. Bilal Powell, Louisville (50)
  5. Jordan Todman, Connecticut (54)
  6. Mikel Leshoure, Illinois
  7. John Clay, Wisconsin
  8. Kendall Hunter, Oklahoma State
  9. Shane Vereen, California
  10. Quizz Rodgers, Oregon State
  11. DeMarco Murray, Oklahoma
  12. Noel Devine, West Virginia
  13. Da’Rel Scott, Maryland
  14. Delone Carter, Syracuse
  15. Jamie Harper, Clemson

Wide Receivers

  1. A.J. Green, Georgia (4)
  2. Julio Jones, Alabama (15)
  3. Jonathan Baldwin, Pittsburgh (45)
  4. Jeremy Kerley, TCU (52)
  5. Tandon Doss, Indiana (56)
  6. Dwayne Harris, East Carolina
  7. Leonard Hankerson, Miami FL
  8. Jerrel Jernigan, Troy
  9. DeAndre Brown, Southern Mississippi
  10. Ronald Johnson, USC
  11. Randall Cobb, Kentucky
  12. Titus Young, Boise State
  13. Torrey Smith, Maryland
  14. Austin Pettis, Boise State
  15. Niles Paul, Nebraska

Tight Ends

  1. Kyle Rudolph, Notre Dame (29)
  2. D.J. Williams, Arkansas (58)
  3. Luke Stocker, Tennessee
  4. Andre Smith, Virginia Tech
  5. Lance Kendricks, Wisconsin
  6. Virgil Green, Nevada
  7. Preston Dial, Alabama
  8. Jordan Cameron, USC
  9. Charlie Gantt, Michigan State
  10. Cameron Graham, Louisville
  11. Richard Gordon, Miami FL
  12. Jeffery Anderson, UAB
  13. Allen Reisner, Iowa
  14. Mike McNeill, Nebraska
  15. Zach Pianalto, North Carolina

Offensive Tackles

  1. Gabe Carimi, Wisconsin (8)
  2. Derek Sherrod, Mississippi State (10)
  3. Nate Solder, Colorado (17)
  4. Tyron Smith, USC (19)
  5. Anthony Castonzo, Boston College (25)
  6. Matt Reynolds, BYU (38)
  7. Lee Ziemba, Auburn (63)
  8. Marcus Cannon, TCU
  9. DeMarcus Love, Arkansas
  10. Jason Pinkston, Pittsburgh
  11. Derek Hall, Stanford
  12. Marcus Gilbert, Florida
  13. Willie Smith, East Carolina
  14. Joseph Barksdale, LSU
  15. Danny Watkins, Baylor

Interior Offensive Lineman

  1. Mike Pouncey, Florida (20)
  2. Rodney Hudson, Florida State (43)
  3. Stefan Wiesniewski, Penn State (64)
  4. Jake Kirkpatrick, TCU
  5. Justin Boren, Ohio State
  6. Ben Ijalana, Villanova
  7. John Moffitt, Wisconsin
  8. Keith Williams, Nebraska
  9. Kristofer O’Dowd, USC
  10. Sampson Genus, South Florida
  11. Brandon Fusco, Slippery Rock
  12. Clint Boling, Georgia
  13. Zane Taylor, Utah
  14. Zach Hurd, Connecticut
  15. Stephen Schilling, Michigan

Defensive Tackles

  1. Nick Fairley, Auburn (1)
  2. Muhammad Wilkerson, Temple (11)
  3. Stephen Paea, Oregon State (13)
  4. Corey Liuget, Illinois (28)
  5. Drake Nevis, LSU (36)
  6. Marvin Austin, North Carolina (37)
  7. Jared Crick, Nebraska (39)
  8. Jarell Powe, Mississippi (47)
  9. Christian Ballard, Iowa
  10. Phil Taylor, Baylor
  11. Jurrell Casey, USC
  12. Sione Fua, Stanford
  13. Lawrence Guy, Arizona State
  14. Sealver Siliga, Utah
  15. Jarvis Jenkins, Clemson

Defensive Ends

  1. Da’Quan Bowers, Clemson (2)
  2. Ryan Kerrigan, Purdue (7)
  3. Marcell Dareus, Alabama (9)
  4. Adrian Clayborn, Iowa (16)
  5. Cameron Jordan, California (18)
  6. Robert Quinn, North Carolina (22)
  7. J.J. Watt, Wisconsin (24)
  8. Cameron Heyward, Ohio State (32)
  9. Allen Bailey, Miami FL (32)
  10. Greg Romeus, Pittsburgh (42)
  11. Pernell McPhee, Mississippi State
  12. Sam Acho, Texas
  13. Jabaal Sheard, Pittsburgh
  14. Brandon Bair, Oregon
  15. Ricky Elmore, Arizona

Outside Linebackers

  1. Aldon Smith, Missouri (6)
  2. Von Miller, Texas A&M (12)
  3. Akeem Ayers, UCLA (21)
  4. Bruce Carter, North Carolina (40)
  5. Justin Houston, Georgia (57)
  6. Thomas Keiser, Stanford
  7. Dontay Moch, Nevada
  8. Mason Foster, Washington
  9. Jeremy Beal, Oklahoma
  10. K.J. Wright, Mississippi State
  11. Mark Herzlich, Boston College
  12. Jamari Lattimore, Middle Tennessee State
  13. Quentin Davie, Northwestern
  14. Lawrence Wilson, Connecticut
  15. Chris Carter, Fresno State

Inside Linebackers

  1. Quan Sturdivant, North Carolina (44)
  2. Greg Jones, Michigan State
  3. Martez Wilson, Illinois
  4. Alex Wujciak, Maryland
  5. Kelvin Sheppard, LSU
  6. Nate Irving, North Carolina State
  7. Josh Bynes, Auburn
  8. Jonathan Cornell, Mississippi
  9. Mike Mohamed, California
  10. Brad Jefferson, Georgia Tech
  11. Mario Harvey, Marshall
  12. Ross Homan, Ohio State
  13. Casey Matthews, Oregon
  14. Akeem Dent, Georgia
  15. Derrell Smith, Syracuse

Cornerbacks

  1. Patrick Peterson, LSU (3)
  2. Prince Amukamara, Nebraska (5)
  3. Brandon Harris, Miami FL (33)
  4. Ras-I Dowling, Virginia (41)
  5. Davon House, New Mexico State (49)
  6. Brandon Burton, Utah (51)
  7. Jimmy Smith, Colorado
  8. Aaron Williams, Texas
  9. Chimdi Chekwa, Ohio State
  10. Shareece Wright, USC
  11. Johnny Patrick, Louisville
  12. Brandon Hogan, West Virginia
  13. Brandyn Thompson, Boise State
  14. Curtis Brown, Texas
  15. Rashad Carmichael, Virginia Tech

Safeties

  1. Rahim Moore, UCLA (14)
  2. Ahmad Black, Florida
  3. DeAndre McDaniel, Clemson
  4. Tejay Johnson, TCU
  5. Quinton Carter, Oklahoma
  6. Robert Sands, West Virginia
  7. Nate Williams, Washington
  8. Jermale Hines, Ohio State
  9. Tyler Sash, Iowa
  10. Jaiquawn Jarrett, Temple
  11. Deunta Williams, North Carolina
  12. Will Hill, Florida
  13. David Sims, Iowa State
  14. Joe Lefeged, Rutgers
  15. Dejon Gomes, Nebraska

 

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7 comments on “The Dubsism “Anti-Kiper” NFL Draft Board

  1. Chris Humpherys
    January 20, 2011

    I’m glad to see you have Cam ranked where you do.

    I’ve seen him as high as ten and getting picked before Mallett.

    Who’s drafting these players? Al Davis?

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  2. JW
    January 20, 2011

    Funny you should mention that…Cam Newton does smell a bit JaMarcusy to me.

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  3. sprmn4life
    January 20, 2011

    If that’s your TRUE WR’s ranking, I’m hope u don’t pick girls with the same SMARTs……….SAVE THIS Lst and admit to how wrong you are / were AND how quick u wud get fired for having your Boss pick the wrong guy…..I’ll check back on you after the draft !!!!!!!!!! To see how right / wrong you are / were……….

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  4. chappy81
    January 21, 2011

    Wow, this must’ve taken a while. Much respect for taking the time to making these lists!

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  5. JW
    January 22, 2011

    Thanks for the compliments, but frankly, on things like this, I have to LOVE comments like the one immediately above yours…tells me I’m an idiot, but offers nothing to disagree…

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