Brett Favre Sets Record For Most Consecutive Retirements, Changes Name To Lucy
“No, this time I really mean it…I’m done, I’m retiring from football. I promise I won’t pull the football away, Charlie Brown.”
This time Brett Favre means it. He’s retiring from football. He’s gone so far as to file paperwork with the NFL saying he’s done. That mean’s it official this time, right?
Forgive the “I’ll believe it when I see it” perspective, but King Brett I has retired officially twice before, and has threatened to every year since 2003. So far, he’s always come back. only to return. So why should we believe he’s really walking away this time? Because the paperwork is all just a technicality. The 41-year old quarterback could still decide to return next season; just as he’s done the last three years. He’s done it so many times one could make a quality mash-up of it.
So, here’s how this is going to gown down, Brett. We are all sick of you. We’ve got a belly full of your “I’m in/I’m out” game. It’s time to just go away. See that fuzzy, anonymous woman above? She represents your fan base. These people loved you, now they want you to go away.
So, we gotta ask…
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Who knew Brett looked so good in a dress?
I voted for him coming back in your poll, but at least Leslie Frazier won’t take his shit… or will he?
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