The shirt really says it all.

Let’s say you’ve never been to Baltimore and you were curious about it.   There’s a reason why everybody left it.  The Colts left for the bucolic splendor and corn-fed beauties of Indiana. The Bullets left to end up as the Washington Wizards, the NBA’s consistently minor-league franchise.  Baltimore is such a shit-hole that the only teams who moved there were both named the Browns. The only reason neither of them left is because as bad as Baltimore is, it is a veritable fucking garden spot compared to Cleveland or St. Louis.