What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
The shirt really says it all.
Let’s say you’ve never been to Baltimore and you were curious about it. There’s a reason why everybody left it. The Colts left for the bucolic splendor and corn-fed beauties of Indiana. The Bullets left to end up as the Washington Wizards, the NBA’s consistently minor-league franchise. Baltimore is such a shit-hole that the only teams who moved there were both named the Browns. The only reason neither of them left is because as bad as Baltimore is, it is a veritable fucking garden spot compared to Cleveland or St. Louis.