What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions

When The Environment Strikes Back

flying shark

I guess you could call rowing a sport, but let’s be honest…it isn’t much of one. Not to mention, we pretty much know rowers are douchebags.  So, when a bunch of rowers from Washington University in St. Louis got attacked by a school of Asian Carp, there was really no way we weren’t going to mention that.

What seemed to be a typical practice on Missouri’s Creve Coeur Lake suddenly became something out of a Benny Hill skit.  Once the team’s boat got near the dock, it was bombarded by hundreds of the flying fish.

Too bad they don’t have flying sharks in Missouri.

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What your view of sports would be if you had too many concussions

2 comments on “When The Environment Strikes Back

  1. … or Harvard.

    Although I’m not too sure what kind of mutated carp would be hopping out of the Charles River. Love that dirty water.

    I say we take this incident as a way to improve the sport. Give each rower a firearm and assign them points for how many flying fish they blast out of the sky.

    Gotta think outside the box sometimes, Dub.


    • J-Dub
      April 14, 2015

      Another possible combination of Olympic events. Archery and rowing. Or skeet shooting…take your pick.


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