The J-Dub Gambling Challenge 2019: Week 2 – “The Sound of Money”

After last week’s results, the hills are alive with the sound of money!  After two straight years of getting hit harder than Meryl Streep at the beginning of “The Deer Hunter,” finally the  J-Dub Gambling Challenge bankroll got a huge win.  Nearly everything went my way, despite the fact that Purdue tried to play the role of that bastard Hitler youth kid Rolfe who almost sold out the Von Trapp family. The bottom line is that the bankroll now stands at $5,525.

But like every gambler must climb every mountain, we’re on to a new week with new revenue streams to ford, and the hope of hitting those winners is one of my favorite things. That’s why I have confidence this next week will be yet another escape to a bank in Switzerland.

When you see me at the plasma center on Monday morning, I’m not to proud to take your juice and cookies.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER (mandated by our very own Small Town Pizza Lawyer):

Thanks to the Supreme Court, gambling is no longer illegal at Bushwood, sir. However, the Supreme Court can’t really help me unless one of them is willing to keep Mrs. J-Dub from braining me with a cast-iron skillet if she found out how many dimes I’m dropping on college football. That means that as far as she knows, all wagers are mythical in nature and this is in no way, shape, or form a gambling advice column. In other words, if you lose your own “real” money, that’s nobody’s fault but yours, so don’t yell at me when we meet at the plasma center on Monday.

Having said that, let’s get ready to gamble…

• Syracuse at Maryland (-2) O/U 50 $75 Syracuse
• West Virginia at Missouri (-14) O/U 62.5 $50 Over
• Vanderbilt at Purdue (-7) O/U 55.5 $25 Vanderbilt, $25 Over
• Southern Mississippi at Mississippi State (-17) O/U 53 $100 Mississippi State
• New Mexico State at Alabama (-55) O/U 64.5 $50 Over
• San Diego State at UCLA (-7) O/U 46 $75 San Diego State
• Brigham Young at Tennessee (-3.5) O/U 51.5 $50 Brigham Young
• Louisiana State (-6) at Texas O/U 55 $100 Under
• Arkansas at Mississippi (-6) O/U 52.5 $50 Mississippi 
• Miami (FL) (-4.5) at North Carolina O/U 47.5 $50 North Carolina
• Stanford at Southern California (-1) O/U 45 $75 Stanford
• Minnesota (-3) at Fresno State O/U 46.5 $150 Minnesota
• Oregon State at Hawaii (-6.5) O/U 78 $50 Hawaii

The Dubsism College Football Heavyweight Champ Bet:

Cincinnati at Ohio State (-16) O/U 54 $100 Over

J-Dub’s Payday of the Week:

Texas A&M at Clemson (-17.5) O/U 53

$250 Over

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