What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
There’s no better way to describe last week than the immortal words of Foreigner.
I’m hot blooded, check it and see
Made a profit of a hundred and three
Well, maybe those aren’t the exact words, but after tanking on yet another Payday of the Week and getting the gift that was the end of the TCU-Texas game, also known as “the safety heard all across Vegas,” we’re $103 richer than we were this time last week.
What that also means is the bankroll is on a three-week winning streak. They may not be huge wins, but winning is better than losing. That’s why I’m going to get straight to this week’s plays…I don’t need to add a “jinx” to my already tenuous luck.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER (mandated by our very own Small Town Pizza Lawyer):
Thanks to the Supreme Court, gambling is no longer illegal at Bushwood, sir. However, the Supreme Court can’t really help me unless one of them is willing to keep Mrs. J-Dub from braining me with a cast-iron skillet if she found out how many dimes I’m dropping on college football. That means that as far as she knows, all wagers are mythical in nature and this is in no way, shape, or form a gambling advice column. In other words, if you lose your own “real” money, that’s nobody’s fault but yours, so don’t yell at me when we meet at the plasma center on Monday.
Having said that, let’s get ready to gamble…
The Dubsism College Football Heavyweight Champ Bet:
As the current champion is Ohio State, and as of this writing the B1G Ten is saying they will begin begin play on October 23rd…well, this feature will just have to wait.
J-Dub’s Payday of the Week:
Mississippi State at Kentucky (-3) O/U 58
$500 Mississippi State
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I hit Navy-East Carolina two-teamer today.
Also took the Kiffineers plus the 22 against Bama.
So overall, a good day.
Meanwhile, Mike Leach pirate-raped me to death, dug up my corpse and did it again. At least your Gators hosed me as well…