To regular followers of this blog, it will come as no surprise that I have an odd infatuation with classic game shows; I make references to them all the time. Speaking of odd, another thing loyal Dubsists know is our regular collaborations with SportsChump.

Just like this is one of Dubsism’s regular features, the Chump does his own gambling challenge. As such, this is the time of year which sees yet another of those aforementioned collaborations. The difference is now that the Chump has had his record expunged by the State of Florida, we are now both unencumbered by the restrictions we bore as consequences for having multiple felonies sequential misunderstandings.

That matters here because in the absence of restrictions for associating with each other, we no longer need to hide my guest appearance behind the complete anonymity of his blog. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Chump…we were born on exactly the same day, which means he literally could be my blog brother from another mother…but let’s be honest. You couldn’t get eyeballs on his blog if you printed on the ass-cheeks of an OnlyFans model named Cinnamon.

Anyway, I’m not here to tell you how I agreed to link his challenge to mine in the hopes my spillover of readers would have him eating something other than lima beans from a charity food pantry. This is all about how there’s “bonus” gambling this weekend; as part of said collaboration your blogger has got some cash down on the NFL. You can see the details over on SportsChump.

Having said that, the regular Dubsists know the “meat and potatoes” of this gambling challenge is all about the college game. Last week, the two things happened for the bankroll. First, there was a book-keeping error, the Week Two profit was mis-calculated at $148 when in fact it was only $60. However, Week Three hauled in $300 to bring the bankroll back in the black at $5,103 up from the original $5K.

Despite my getting back above water, if I continue my usual record with betting pro football, Chump and I will both be eating those give-away lima beans.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER (mandated by our very own Small Town Pizza Lawyer):

Thanks to the Supreme Court, gambling is no longer illegal at Bushwood, sir. However, the Supreme Court can’t really help me unless one of them is willing to keep Mrs. J-Dub from braining me with a cast-iron skillet if she found out how many dimes I’m dropping on college football.

That means that as far as she knows, all wagers are mythical in nature and this is in no way, shape, or form a gambling advice column. In other words, if you lose your own “real” money, that’s nobody’s fault but yours, so don’t yell at me when we meet at the plasma center on Monday.

If you think you have a gambling problem, go find the 800 number on your own. I’m not a goddamn public service announcement.

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The Standard Plays

• Nevada-Las Vegas at Kansas (-7.5) O/U 58.5 $100 Kansas
• Arizona at Kansas State (-7) O/U 59.5 $50 Kansas State, $50 Under
• Alabama (-16) at Wisconsin O/U 49.5 $100 Alabama
• Louisiana State (-7) at South Carolina O/U 49.5 $50 South Carolina
• Oregon (-16) at Oregon State O/U 50 $50 Oregon
• Washington State at Washington (-4.5) O/U 56 $50 Washington State
• Colorado (-7) at Colorado State O/U 58.5 $75 Under
• Georgia (-24) at Kentucky O/U 45 $100 Georgia
• Indiana (-3) at UCLA O/U 46 $150 UCLA
• Brigham Young (-9) at Wyoming O/U 40.5 $75 Brigham Young
• San Diego State at California (-18.5) O/U 48 $50 California

The Almost Always Punitive Purdue Bet

Since I live in the heart of Big Ten country, almost literally in the shadow of Ross-Ade stadium, those around me who know I’m a gambler will invariably ask me about the Boilermakers, so I might as well bet on them…

Notre Dame (-9) at Purdue O/U 45.5 $50 Purdue, $50 Under

The Royally Ridiculous Line of the Week

Introduced by our own guest columnist King George VI (the grandfather of the current King Charles III), this feature is all about the line of the week that’s so outrageous, it’s almost as crazy as we Americans find the idea of a monarch.

Kent State at Tennessee (-49) O/U 62.5 $50 Under

The Dubsism College Football Heavyweight Champ Bet:

We went back to the very first college football game in 1869, and the premise is simple…you’re the champ until somebody beats you. The current champion is the Michigan Wolverines.

Texas-San Antonio at Texas (-35) O/U 52.5 $25 Texas, $25 Over

J-Dub’s Payday of the Week:

It’s like the game says…the idea is to hang on to your cash. That means this is the “big play” of the week; the one that should make today “Payday.”

Texas A&M (-3) at Florida O/U 46.5 $500 Texas A&M

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