Does Charlie Daniels scare the shit out of French guys acting like cowboys (note him hiding behind the cactus)? I’m pretty sure the NIT found this as a way to finally generate some interest; perhaps all they need is an official name change to the “Nad Impact Tournament.” Tuesday night was a real nut-buster jamboree,… Read More Ask The Geico Guy: Does America Love Groin Injuries?
As noted previously, there is a case to be made that hockey’s “The Great One” may in fact not be a Canadian as he claims. ESPN’s John Buccigross gave Gretzky a test on knowledge common to Canadians. The results may astound you. Naturally, we here at Dubism will continue to investigate this story.
Actually, there’s a whole host of reasons, but the one that really has me bugged today – Why are there so many creepy doppelgängers in Vancouver? Start with the opening ceremony. I think we all know K.D. Lang is a lesbian, but who knew Clay Aiken is one too? Then, there’s this guy. First, they’ve got him… Read More Why The Olympics Creep Me Out
Please don’t misunderstand me. I am not making light of what happened to Nodar Kumaritashvili. It is genuinely a tragedy. But you have to understand, luge is all about riding a 50-pound sled down a frozen laundry chute at 90 miles per hour. While the closest I ever got to luge was a regular sled powered by peppermint… Read More Frankly, I’m Surprised Olympic Athletes Don’t Die More Often
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