Sports Analogies Hidden In Classic Movies – Volume 100: “Romeo and Juliet”
O Romeo, Romeo…Wherefore art thou, Romeo? Well, he’s certainly not playing for the Minnesota Timberwolves anymore.
Tales of Depression and Sorrow: The Minnesota Timberwolves
Some not-so-tall tales of Timberwolves fan suffering from quite possibly the tallest Dubsist known to us.
Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 110: The “Being a Timberwolf Don’t Come Easy” Edition
Only Dubsism can tell you what Ricky Rubio and the man legally named Richard Starkey have in common.
Guest Column: Joe McGrath on Stupidity
Editor’s Note: Mr. McGrath has long and storied history in the management of professional sports franchises, most notably as the general manager of the Charlestown Chiefs of the now-defunct Federal … Continue reading
An Open Letter to Houston Rockets Fans: Thanks For Making Me Look Like An Idiot, But At Least You’ve Committed Suicide
Let’s just cut through the crap and get right down to the issue at hand. Any NBA team which hires Kevin McHale as its head coach only did so because … Continue reading
Open Letter To NBA Fans: If I Live In Your Market, Your Team Will Suck
I’m sorry, Indiana. I killed your NBA franchise. Honestly, I didn’t mean to do it; I’m just a jinx for an NBA team if I happen to live in the … Continue reading
The Real Reason The Metrodome Roof Collapsed
In all honesty, one can make a bunch of jokes about how the roof of the “Humptydome” coming down is just a metaphor for all the terrible teams that have … Continue reading
Ten Famous Deaths By Radiation Poisoning and Their Equivalent Sports Firings
Over on Listverse, there has been another great-yet-odd list compiled. While the subject doesn’t matter nearly as much as the fact that I found it comparable to a somehow-sports-related screed, it … Continue reading
What The Dubsists Thought…