What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
Obviously, because you can’t anymore. But really, it’s time for all of us to be done with Kansas basketball and its history of Bradley, Bucknell, and now Northern Iowa-type debacles. I really expected I could wait until the Final Four before I needed to write about why Kansas wouldn’t win, but once again the Jayhawks screwed me.
To quote John Lennon, I’m not the only one. The only reason Lennon didn’t get consistently shafted by Kansas is because some kook decided to shoot him. On second thought, it wouldn’t surprise me at all to find out Mark David Chapman was a KU alum.
Ok, so maybe Kansas doesn’t produce psycho security guards (at least not that we’ve heard about yet), but it certainly seems that KU alum are popping up in a profession known for screwing. In other words, being a porn star gets you on the VIP list for tickets in Lawrence these days.
If Kansas had any smarts, they would recruit the porn star alum as a gag-reflex management coach. Until the Jayhawks learn to swallow, any bracket with them going past the second round isn’t worth spit.