Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: West Virginia

Since the Final Four is now set and the odds say the team you were cheering is on the bus headed back home, we here at Dubsism feel compelled to keep you informed as to which teams you should not be behind. In today’s installment, we explore the reasons why the West Virginia Mountaineers don’t deserve your support. 

1) Bob Huggins is in the Russian Mafia.

Just look at him resplendent in his greased back hair, the jogging suit that hides the body bloat the face gives away, brought by a diet of pure-starch and vodka. But don’t kid yourself; he’d kill your whole family for a few rubles.

2) They burn couches for no real reason.

I can’t decide which I love more, the mentality that celebrates victory with wanton destruction or a college tradition that gets so completely out of hand legislation is needed.

3) Who the hell trusts a mountain man who recycles?

Sorry, but when I picture a guy who wears buckskins and kills everything he eats, I’m not seeing a guy who sorts his plastics. 

4) They can’t even spell West Virginia.

Even when they get it right, they have to be crude about it.

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