What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
Being a Notre Dame hater meant collecting files full of material on Charlie Weis, their ass-bag former coach who we can be pretty sure will never patrol a college sideline again. That being the case, we have a ton of stuff that now is about as useful as Coach Fatbag’s NordicTrack. However, this stuff is just far too precious to die in a file folder somewhere.
First of all, one needs to understand how easy it is to hate Notre Dame. As I have lived in Big Eleven Twelve Ten territory for many years, I have been surrounded by fans of the Fighting Irish. There is a distinct procedure for becoming a lover of the South Bend Failures; flowcharting it illustrates exactly what sort of asshole roots for Notre Dame.
Of course, there are the obvious fat jokes, largely because Weis is so obviously fat.
And when one steals enough sandwiches, one will eventually outstrip the maximum capacity of even the most robustly forged piece of furniture.
And it is a good thing that Weis did find another job. Hopefully, being the offensive coordinator for the Kansas City Chiefs will keep him gainfully employed so that we don’t have to see him become one of those unemployed humps that goes on a shooting spree.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…