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Four Things I Don’t Understand About The NFL

The NFL is the most popular sports league in this country; in my mind in spite of itself. Here’s four reasons why I don’t understand why the NFL succeeds.

1) The Fans

Somewhere along the way, NFL fans became as dumb as those in NASCAR. The most recent lock-out proved that. There was a ton of bleating and moaning about how the lock-out screwed the fans, despite the fact it all took place in the off-season. In terms of what the fans lost, it was one completely unwatchable pre-season game. In other words, the fans consider it a screwing to miss watching  a game in which the starters are off the field by the end of the first quarter. Not to mention, the same fans who think they are being screwed by not getting that ONE meaningless game are the same ones who don’t think they are being robbed by having to pay full-ticket prices to watch a bunch of guys who will be working at Jiffy Lube next week.

2) The Owners

Speaking of the lock-out, wasn’t the theme of the owners during this dispute all about how the NFL needed to be more financially responsible? Somebody needs to explain to me how it is “responsible” to pump $63 million into a completely unproven commodity in Kevin Kolb. Somebody needs to explain to me how it is “responsible” to pump $90 million into a 35-year old quarterback with bad knees and two bulging discs in his neck. Don’t get me wrong, I get that Peyton Manning is the only 4-time MVP in the NFL, and I get that he’s a sure-fire Hall-of-Famer, but $90 million is a huge wad of cash for a guy who simply is not the future of your franchise.

3) The Players

This really makes my colon seize up…we go through a lock-out that lasts nearly four months; a period of time in which the possibility existed there might be no football at all, and at the end of it we still have morons holding out! What the fuck is that? Somebody from the players’ union needs to got to these guys and say “Hey shithead! We’ve just spent a whole week trying to convince the fans they matter to us and you are queering the deal. Shut the fuck up and play football!”

4) The Media

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Whenever you wonder where some of the stupid shit originates that comes out of the mouths of fans, just look to ESPN. Here’s a network that has populated it’s on-air staff with bimbos, blow-dried hair, and ex-jocks most of whom couldn’t count their toes and get the same number twice. The problem is that these idiots drive what is considered news in the NFL. Just today everybody is blathering on about Randy Moss’ retirement, and wondering if he’s going to play again. Nobody stops to consider the guy is 35 years old (which is a SERIOUS line of delineation for athletes) and that he has been a non-factor for the last two years. His days of being a useful component on a team which means anything are over.  Let him go.

What we have is a sport which has hit levels of success heretofore unknown despite the fact its so heavily-laden with stupidity it seemingly should have collapsed under its own weight years ago. I’m all ears for an explanation of why the NFL is so popular that goes past “uhhh, football is awesome.” Until I get one, I will continue to spend Sundays scratching my head.

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7 comments on “Four Things I Don’t Understand About The NFL

  1. ChrisHumpherys
    August 2, 2011

    Desean Jackson…

    He’s talking to you, sir.

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  2. tophatal
    August 2, 2011

    It’s a microcosm of society as a whole ! You’ve got dumb as_es within both legislative bodies upon Capitol Hill where common sense to them means acting anally retentive morons ! Now it all becomes mute whichever way you look at it !

    It’s not the players with regard to the deal it’s the lawyers ! They’re billing the union at $1500 an hour so what’d you expect ? LOL,LOL,LOL !!! Squeeze that bi_ch ’til it’s bone dry I say !

    It all boils down to how much money is parceled around so it all falls into the right hands ! The NFL has three lobbying firms working for them on K St . Need one say anymore on the matter ?

    At least Randy now make an even bigger minority presence with Randy Moss Racing in NASCAR’s Truck Series ?

    tophatal …………

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  3. Moss ain’t retiring…he’ll be back the first game the Patriots lose. trust me.

    $63 million seems like a ridiculous amount for Kevin Kolb.

    Meehan

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    • tophatal
      August 3, 2011

      Moss ain’t goin’ back to the Pats ! Not with Och’ now sucking on Brady’s left nut to get in his good graces .

      If you think $63 million ….. is ridiculous for Kolb then consider that that Vernon Wells will earn in excess of $26.5 million (guaranteed) this year alone ?

      tophatal …………

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      • JW
        August 3, 2011

        Trust me…as an Angels fan, I don’t need any reminders on Vernon Wells…

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  4. sportsattitudes
    August 3, 2011

    I’ll take a short, quick stab at this answer as to why football remains popular in spite of itself…the season is condensed into a handful of games pretty much just a couple days each week (so its easy to keep up with everything going on)…each game is an event of biblical importance (since there are so few)…the violence is second to none short of MMA…people like to bet on anything…people like to play fantasy football. The guys holding out…that’s just hysterical…

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  5. tophatal
    August 3, 2011

    JW

    Simply another reason why I say that the baseball team owners and GM’s in baseball are said to be the antithesis of what’s said to be sound judgment when compared to their counterparts in the federal legislative chambers .

    You simply don’t know what to expect from Wells from one moment to the next !

    tophatal ……..

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