What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of our File Dump, we here at Dubsism believe that when we have just too many good jokes about somebody that we haven’t gotten around to using, and then their career is over, we just can’t let all that good material go to waste.
According to several reports, Nutt has been informed by Ole Miss this will be his final season in Oxford. I’m not sure this comes as a surprise, given his 10-20 mark in SEC play, including 12 straight losses. It would seem Saturday’s 30-13 loss to Kentucky will be the proverbial final nail in Houston Nutt’s coffin.
First of all, I don’t think Nutt’s career is over; he’s going to get another job somewhere. But his next gig might be in a place where he doesn’t enjoy the visibility that failing in the SEC provides. To that end, we must never forget that the Nutt is Blog and Photoshop gold. These very pages drip with Houston Nutt jokes; Francis Ford Coppola won Academy Awards on Houston Nutt jokes.
The beauty is that Nutt’s own biography lends itself to this.
Many people forget about Nutt’s service in Vietnam. Below he is shown leading refugees onto the evacuation choppers during the fall of Saigon.
After his stint “in country,” Nutt explored a career in entertainment; it only really had two moments of note. The first came during his guest appearance on the 60’s NBC cult-hit “Star Trek.”
The other came in Nutt’s riveting performance as the Wicked Witch in a Boise, Idaho dinner theater reproduction of the “Wizard of Oz.”
Another fact about Houston Nutt most people don’t remember is that at one time he was an Olympic contender in men’s gymnastics.
It was after Nutt’s Olympic failure that he moved to Spain and became a premier toreador, until an unfortunate goring incident cut his career short.
Even this failure couldn’t quell the spirit of Nutt, the Renaissance man. He left Spain for the elite art world of Italy, yet Nutt’s proclivity for “Beavis and Butthead” level humor led to yet another unceremonious exit, this time from a position as the curator of an art museum.
This sent Nutt back to the world of college football. Despite what has happened in Oxford in the past few days, Nutt has to resurface somewhere for two reasons. First of all, his resume is simply too good to fade away. Even if you don’t want to accept the things’ I’ve just mentioned, just look at his track record in football.
Don’t forget, he is the guy who started Boise State’s move to the big time. In the land of the Smurf Turf, Nutt inherited a 2-10 team which had just made the jump to Division I-A football and wanted a recruiter to jump start their program. Before Nutt, Boise State was the lowest ranked of all Division I-A schools; Nutt took them to a 5–6 record in 1997 playing at the Division I-A teams with a roster comprised largely of Division I-AA players.
Despite that, Nutt’s team beat rival Idaho and almost pulled off an upset against Wisconsin. Nutt parlayed that success into a job in the best conference in the country, the SEC. He became the head coach of the University of Arkansas in December 1997.
During his first press conference as coach, Nutt immediately mentioned a national championship as his goal and felt that Arkansas had the program to do it. Of course, this resonated in the ears of Hawg Nation one. The Razorbacks had suffered through a long period of non-relevance under a succession of head coaches in the previous years.
While he never won that promised crystal football, he did restore the Razorbacks to some success. Under Nutt, the Razorbacks were one of three SEC schools to play in three New Year’s Day bowls within five years. In Nutt’s first six seasons, he led the team to a bowl game each year and averaged eight wins per season. However, by the end, Nutt was being criticized for his ultra-conservative play-calling.
When the Arkansas days were over in 2007, Nutt moved downriver to Ole Miss. However, in between gigs, Nutt found time to briefly tour with AC/DC.
Once again, Nutt’s time in Oxford started with a lot of promise, as his Rebels went 9-4 in each of his first two seasons and won consecutive Cotton Bowls.
Trouble was that the Rebs followed those Cotton Bowl wins with a 4-8 record in 2010, including a 1-7 mark in SEC play. The 2011 Rebel record of 2-7 with the aforementioned 12 consecutive conference losses ended the Nutt regime in Oxford.
Maybe it was better that it ended this way. A prolonged exit may have made have made Nutt flash back to his days as a light-heavyweight contender; the kind who doesn’t know when he’s beat and that it is time to move on to a new fight.
The other reason Nutt must resurface somewhere is purely selfish…the man is a well-spring of material. Like you didn’t already figure that out. The real beauty is that he doesn’t even require photographic tomfoolery to look 100% batshit crazy. To that end, I offer the following completely unretouched photos.
This begs the question…what’s next for the Nuttiest coach in college football? He does have a bit of “redneck deputy sheriff in him.”
Of course, the other side of that same coin is the Nutt also has a bit of “Cool Hand Luke” in him.
What if the Nutt went back to his entertainment roots?
But…given the way certain other stories in college football are breaking right now…what if???