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Guest Column: Joe McGrath vs. Dan Aykroyd – Point/Counterpoint on Peyton Manning

Rumors have been circulating for a while now about the future of future NFL Hall-of-Famer Peyton Manning. We all know the situation; his neck has been surgically rebuilt twice, and there are serious concerns as to whether he can ever or even should play football again. Coupled with the fact the Colts have collapsed so completely they seem to be a lock for the first pick in April’s NFL draft, a pick certainly to be shackled to Andrew Luck, the most-coveted college quarterback since John Elway, Manning finds his future to be very uncertain.

Today, our guest columnists will debate the future of the four-time NFL MVP.  Mr. McGrath will be taking the “Manning must go” position, while Mr. Aykroyd will be taking the “Peyton should stay” position.

Editor’s Note: Mr. McGrath has long and storied history in the management of professional sports franchises, most notably as the general manager of the Charlestown Chiefs of the now-defunct Federal League. Oh, and this is probably a good time to mention that Mr. McGrath’s views are his own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Dubsism, our staff, or anybody else whose house you might want to burn to the ground.

Manning Must Go

It is time to face the facts. Stick a fork in Peyton Manning; he is done. I know nobody in Indiana wants to hear that, but it is a hard dose of truth Colts fans need to accept.

Even if Manning proves able to play at a high level again, even if doctors clear him for the skeletal re-arrangement playing in the NFL promises, there’s no guarantee that Manning isn’t one shot to that surgically-rebuilt neck away from being a potted plant Colts’ fans visit at the home twice a week to water.

If that weren’t enough, look at what sort of team he’d be leading. If you think this team is 0-11 simply because of the absence of Manning, you likely can’t read the top line of the eye chart.

The the best adjectives for the defense are “old” and “bad.” Granted, the Colt offense has never really been a factor, but now that the offense has completely fallen apart means this team is due for a complete overhaul.

The offensive line is shaky enough to be considered a rival to the San Andreas fault, and it isn’t going to bet any better with Jeff Saturday and Ryan Diem likely to be gone. As far as the receiving corps is concerned, Reggie Wayne is likely leaving for his last decent contract elsewhere, Austin Collie and Dallas Clark are now too injury-prone to make a significant difference, and Pierre Garçon may be the most over-rated wide-out in all of the NFL. If that weren’t enough, the Colts have no realistic running game to fall back on.

In other words, it is time to start over in Indianapolis. Much like you have to knock down some walls when you remodel, the pillar known as Peyton Manning needs to come out of the Colts’ house.

Cutting Manning loose frees up money for such a remodeling project. If Manning’s contracts is jettisoned before June 1, 2012, the Colts save against the salary cap, losing close to $90 million in future commitments for Manning’s haeavily back-end loaded deal, owing only $3.4 million in salary and a $3 million roster bonus in 2012.  The rest of that money can go into the piggy back the Colts need for winning the “Suck for Luck” sweepstakes.

The bottom line: Peyton Manning is the past, not the future.

Editor’s Note: Mr. Aykroyd was the station manager for the news division of Saturday Night Live, particularly it’s Point/Counterpoint segment in which both sides of a current story were debated. This is exactly the role Mr. Aykroyd will play for us here at Dubsism. Again, Mr. Aykroyd’s’s views are those of the fictional newsman he portrayed, not those of the actual Dan Aykroyd (if he is even still alive), do not necessarily reflect those of Dubsism, our staff, or anybody else you might be thinking of suing. 

Peyton Should Stay

Joe, you ignorant slut. When you said “Suck for Luck,” I thought you said “suck for a buck.” That would make more sense since you seem to be willing to swallow more than just words that get put in your mouth.

If you got off your knees once in a while, you would realize Manning isn’t finished. He’s just recovering from a serious injury. Manning told reporters Sunday that he’s set to have another X-ray on his surgically repaired neck today, but gave no further information on how his rehab is progressing.

I think we can safely assume that the Colts and Manning know a lot more about this situation then they are telling us. There’s a reason why the Colts have refused to place him on season-ending Injured Reserve, and there’s a reason we keep hearing about a December return. Today’s check-up for Manning might just mean thye comeback is on; after all, tomorrow is December 1st.

Manning represents hope; Colts fans believe Peyton gives them a chance to return to the winning ways. Who are you to take that away from them?

Who makes a better mentor for the young Luck than the veteran Manning? Don’t give that twaddle about money; there’s ways to get around salary cap issues.

You speak of bottom lines, but you miss the obvious one. If Manning proves to be healthy, given the current state of NFL quarterbacks, he has value that you seem to ignore.

If this injury does in fact prove to be the end for the four-time MVP, then so be it. But there is no way arguably the greatest quarterback to ever play the game should be forced out based on the whim of some dried-out old boozebag of a general manager.

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7 comments on “Guest Column: Joe McGrath vs. Dan Aykroyd – Point/Counterpoint on Peyton Manning

  1. chappy81
    November 30, 2011

    Honestly, I can’t feel bad for Colts fans, they had a great run, so it’s time for them to be at the bottom for awhile. I actually think Peyton can comeback, not sure if it will be his amazing pro bowl self, but he’ll at least get them to 8-8…


    • sportsglutton
      November 30, 2011

      Chappy you should feel bad for me, since I’m a Colts fans who has had to endure the bum Peyton Manning for some many years…and I’m mostly serious here.


  2. sportsglutton
    November 30, 2011

    Honestly I don’t really care whether or not Manning returns. I would prefer that the entire coaching staff and front office is axed, the Colts trade the Luck pick, load up on draft picks and address all the issues on this team that anyone with one good eye to could see existed.


  3. sportsattitudes
    December 1, 2011

    Having personal experience with what I believe to be his particular injury, I think the decision has already been made he cannot play football again. The injury will force his immediate retirement, not any pending draft position or candidate, the status of the OL, etc. His medical issue as I understand it is as serious as it gets. The Colts had a great run.


    • JW
      December 1, 2011

      I’ve talked to two other people who had similar surgery, and they both echo your sentiment.


  4. ChrisHumpherys (@SportsChump)
    December 24, 2011

    Nice work, sir.

    I actually did not know that contract was back-loaded. Why the hell would Manning sign a deal like that?


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