Ask The Geico Guy: Does America Love a Naked Cheerleader?
Does a woodchuck like to chuck wood? Good old-fashioned American guys love just about any naked chick, but for some reason cheerleaders (with, or better yet without the cheerleader uniform) cut right to the heart of all of our adolescent fantasies. this is likely why I was reminded by the author of Sportsattitudes (you should check it out, it’s like a good version of this blog) that I did in fact promise to keep tabs on the Taylor Corley story, the Mississippi State cheerleader who showed her cowbells last year in Playboy magazine as “Taylor Stone.”
Granted, I forgot about that. But when you are the author of such a big-time, media-shaping sports blog like Dubsism, you are knee-deep in naked cheerleaders. I have the duct-tape and chloroform bills to prove it, but that’s another story.
The honest truth is that this girl dropped off the radar. Believe it or not, even a smoking hot blond with her assets on display will fade from view without the creation of new content. Pump “Taylor Corley” or “Taylor Stone” into the search engine of your choosing, and the most recent entry you will see if one about the cheerleading squad at Mississippi State asking her to turn in her uniform, ostensibly since she wasn’t wearing it anyway. There’s also some guy posting a vlog about her getting a reality show on MTV, but since I haven’t seen anything there that wasn’t Beavis and Butthead or starring Rob Dyrdek, I’m not sure when that happened.
Believe it or not, even this gets old.
The bottom line is that while we American guys love naked women, we also have short attention spans. If you doubt that, go back to the search engine of your choice and key in the term “naked cheerleader.”
Click whatever links you find at your own risk. I can’t be responsible for whatever you download or the costs of your wrist replacement surgery.
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This is going to be my banner if I change my site’s theme again…”You Should Check This Blog Out, It’s Like A Good Version Of Dubsism.” On behalf of all sports journalists everywhere, mad props to the detective work executed on this follow-up to your initial scoop story. Carpel tunnel syndrome is a big challenge to our nation for a number of reasons. It’s people like Taylor, isn’t it? Tophatal, you’re in on this also. I have to form a human shield around the monitor when I’m reading some of your posts. Where were you when J-Dub was all over Taylor? (Wait, that came out wrong…)
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“Where were you when J-Dub was all over Taylor?”
A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells.
Anybody seen my wallet?
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Wow, lol. Too funny!
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Don’t worry…it’ll take more than your $25 to boat that bass…
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I’m assuming your wife just brushed over that second paragraph.
I guess after being married long enough, she’s somewhat supportive of your life of delusion.
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The three greatest lies in history:
1) The check is in the mail.
2) I will respect you in the morning.
3) Of course I read your blog, honey.
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