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Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Being In a Super Bowl Commercial Contributes to Extinction

You may want to brace yourself…you may sprain your eyeballs from rolling them at this following story from CBS Cleveland.

A Chicago zoo is mounting a campaign to stop a company from airing a Super Bowl Sunday commercial featuring mischievous suit-and-tie wearing chimpanzees playing tricks on their human co-worker, saying all that monkey business proves deadly for the endangered species. Lincoln Park Zoo officials fear images of the frolicking chimps broadcast worldwide do little to help conservation efforts, inaccurately portraying the animals as unthreatened and even as cuddly and harmless pets.

“If people see them that way they are less likely to try and conserve them,” Stephen Ross, assistant director of the zoo’s Fisher Center for the Study and Conservation of Apes, said of the commercial that shows chimps laughing at a ‘Kick Me” sign on the human. “Individual chimps are being harmed and wild populations are being harmed by this frivolous use of an endangered species.”

So, let me see if I’ve got this straight. A Super Bowl commercial doesn’t do enough to save endangered species, in fact the assertion is that by being in commercial, chimps are being directly harmed.

Ross said he and other animal welfare advocates have been complaining to CareerBuilder.com ever since the company started using chimps in Super Bowl commercials in 2005. But this year is different because he’s armed with a Duke University study that he says supports his longtime claims: Commercialized chimps dressed as people — even when running up big banana daiquiri bar tabs — makes viewers less concerned about the plight of wild chimps.

“The argument they (CareerBuilder.com) make is it doesn’t matter how they’re portrayed, they are helping to protect them,” said Brian Hare, an assistant professor of evolutionary anthropology who led the study. “The opposite is true. These commercials are negatively affecting people’s decisions about how they support conservation.”

CareerBuilder.com declined to comment on the study or any suggestion that the commercials put wild chimpanzees in danger. But in a prepared statement, the Chicago-based company said the “chimpanzee stars” were not harmed and that the American Humane Society watched the commercial being filmed to ensure the animals were “treated with respect.”

I do have this straight.  These people are out of their freaking minds. Their logic behind all of this bunk proves that.

“This advertisement teaches them (poor people in Africa who will undoubtedly be glued to the Super Bowl from their unpowered huts) there is a market for these animals, that there are some crazy people in America and Europe who would want them as pets,” he said. “Even if there isn’t a market, they think there’s a market.” And that could devastate the wild population of chimpanzees that has already dwindled from more than 1 million to about 100,000.

I can’t tell who should be more insulted by the ramblings of this lunatic. If I’m an African, I’n not exactly pleased by the fact this jamoke thinks I’m either stupid or delusional enough to extrapolate a commercial with prankster monkeys into fame and fortune in the global chimp smuggling trade. If I’m an American, I’m saddened by the fact this guy doesn’t get how far off base he is, and I’m pissed about being called “crazy” by a guy who clearly what it means to be a nutburger.

Here’s the “million dollar question:” How does this guy take a television commercial and turn it into an intercontinental market for pet chimps?

Ross said he’s not optimistic that CareerBuilder.com will pull the ad before this year’s Super Bowl. “They already paid for this one,” he said, adding that the company has never responded to any of the letters he’s written them since 2005. In fact, in an effort to drum up publicity about the ad, the company sent another email to The Associated Press trumpeting the upcoming commercial starring “CareerBuilder’s beloved chimpanzees” that was back by “popular demand.” In that email, the company pointed to statistics that showed CareerBuilder.com business surged after previous Super Bowls and that its brand awareness also has grown dramatically.

But, he said in an email, maybe his concerns will find an audience of its own that the response from “a wider segment of the public … is negative enough for (CareerBuilder.com) not to invest more money in extending the campaign with new ads.”

He’s “not optimistic” that an advertising campaign which has proven to be successful will get yanked on his say-so.  Replace the phrase “not optimistic” with “pissed that he can’t have it his way,” and that sentence becomes striking. Not so coincidentally, this is where they start to get desperate, citing other study conclusions which while offering data Ross and his ilk find comforting, they ultimately mean nothing.

Ross and Hare are encouraged by another conclusion of the Duke study: The commercials may not be all that effective. Contrary to Careerbuilder.com’s suggestion that the commercials helped their business, Hare said people who watched the commercials reported that they found commercials with chimpanzees less interesting than those that featured athletes, music and other things.

That is not surprising to Peter Dabol, chief executive of Ace Metrix, a firm that rates the effectiveness of ads.

“These kinds of slapsticky, kind of funny ads and these ads in particular, were relatively low scoring ads even though their likeability is high,” he said. “These (CareerBuilder.com) ads performed at the bottom of the pack of all Super Bowl ads,” he said. “That’s typical of what we see as pure humor, cheap laugh ads.”

The chimp ads are “not as effective” as other Super Bowl ads? I’ve got news for you, buddy.  Super Bowl ads are on the “top buck” side of the TV advertising “Monopoly” board; Park Place with a hotel may not fetch as much rent as Boardwalk, but it’s still a nice payday.

Frankly, a big part of me wishes this guys’ theory of “Super Bowl ad = Extinction” were true…we’d have been rid of Britney Spears years ago.

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5 comments on “Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Being In a Super Bowl Commercial Contributes to Extinction

  1. chappy81
    February 2, 2012

    One of my friends had a chimp for a pet, but he lived on 15 acres, so it wasn’t a bad life for the guy. Some people just take things way too serious…

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  2. sportsattitudes
    February 2, 2012

    Britney Spears was great on “How I Met Your Mother.” Just sayin’…

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  3. Sam's Sports Brief
    February 2, 2012

    I love Super Bowl commercials! In the Super Bowl, I don’t roll my eyes whenever there is a stoppage.

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  4. sportschump
    February 2, 2012

    It’s getting to the point these days that zombies, and Britney Spears, are they only things we can make fun of, or wait, aren’t those two one and the same?

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  5. You know why CB didn’t respond to any of his emails? Because he’s a dipshit. A full on, low watt gurgler.

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