What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
As a Philadelphia Eagle fan, of all people I know what it is like to watch your team languish in the doldrums of mediocrity. For example, I know what it is like to watch a team enter a season with Jeff Kemp as the starting quarterback (shudder). But I also know what it is like to watch your team take a giant, cathartic, “morning after over-doing it at the Chinese-buffet” kind of dump. Don’t act like you don’t know what I mean, not just the kind of dump Ron White says makes your pants fit better, but the kind that makes you lose another waist size from plunging that sucker through the choke-point known as standard plumbing.
That’s why today’s installment of the Dubscast is a plea to fans of the Minnesota Vikings…embrace the departure of Percy Harvin. Getting rid of him is exactly one of those dumps I’m talking about, and it came with that “makes a cloud feel like pepper-spray covered cinder blocks” roll of Charmin available only to God and the president of the Teamsters’ Union, and even that deity-worthy wipe was printed on a first-round draft pick.
In other words, the only thing that will bind you up worse than eating 29 cheese wontons is a bad salary cap commitment, and that is only one of five key numbers J-Dub breaks down on why the Vikings are dodging a bullet with Harvin’s departure.