What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
Since tonight marks the culmination of the NCAA Basketball Tournament, we thought it was time to introduce you to some of the look-likes you will find in tonight’s game.
First, there’s Wisconsin Badgers forward Sam Dekker, who bears more than a passing resemblance to a titmouse.
Now, there’s a bunch of layers to this joke, not the least of which that a “titmouse” is nothing like it sounds. And if you think doing a web search on “titmouse,” is dangerous, you will be interested to know there is a gay porn star named Sam Dekker, and that search will bring you some returns which will land you in the HR office if you do it at work.
You may be just coming to the Frank Kaminsky bandwagon, but regardless of when you discovered him, there’s really no doubting the AP Player of the Year’s resemblance to “Shaggy” of Scooby-Doo fame. The best part of that analogy: Would that make John Calipari the “bad guy” they always unmasked at the end of the show? You know, the one who always said shit like “I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids!” It would have been the only way Kentucky’s run for perfection could have had a better ending.
As for the usual suspect in these sort of games, well, what can we say about Duke that we haven’t already said before?
This. Believe it or not, We haven’t made a “Mike Krzyzewski is a rat-faced bastard” joke yet.
I’m still thinking Dekker is the love child of Keith Van Horn and Jimmy Chitwood.
Oh wait. That sort of thing is illegal in Indiana.
It’s not illegal, but you can’t get pizza afterward.
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