The Deep Six: More Terrible Christmas Songs
More great reasons to hate some terrible Christmas songs…and the “final solution” for the “Die Hard is a Christmas movie”argument.
The Deep Six: More Shit I Really Hate About Christmas
Now that “the Christmas season” is almost over, you all are on notice. You have one year to fix this shit…or else!
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Suntanning Your Butthole Is A Real Thing
“Perineum Sunning” is something people really do, and actor Josh Brolin is not a fan.
The Fifth Annual Wally Hotvedt College Football Bowling Challenge
It’s a simple premise. Pick the most winners, and take home actual money!
The Eleventh Annual Dubsy Award Nominations
It’s that time again…time to get your nominations in for the most prestigious awards given in all of sports!
Point-Counterpoint: The NBA’s “Load Management”
The grumpy old men finally agree on something…that veal piccata is delicious.
Movies Everybody Loves That I Hate: Episode 5 – “Casino”
“Casino? Ca-seen-it!”
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Porn Site Bids For Stadium Naming Rights
You need to read this to see if we are at the point in society where telling a man he has a small penis is a compliment.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Vontaze Burfict Is Now A Peacemaker
Vontaze Burfict is a “peacekeeper.” It’s all about to come crashing down…
What The Dubsists Thought…