by Ryan Meehan with assistance from J-Dub and Jason from Indiana

Week one in the NFL was a complete shit show which featured teams that simply couldn’t pace themselves to just about every variable degree. The Colts lost a game in which they were shut out for an entire half with one of the best quarterbacks in the league. The Redskins probably could have had a win against the Dolphins, but let it slip away after a very poor defensive showing in the fourth quarter. And the Texans probably could have came back and beat the Chiefs, but after three quarters without a single touchdown scored they couldn’t come back even though KC was essentially worthless in the second half of that one. After all that, I haven’t even bothered to mention how the Rams basically snuck out of their own living room with a game that they almost let slip…